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Wasillaguy
11-02-2016, 11:51 AM
Harry: "Please Lord, just once, let the Cubbies win it all!"

God: "What has Chicago done to deserve the glory Harry? The citizens accept daily murder as normal, the leaders are corrupt thieves."

Harry: "Strike them down God. If that's what it takes, ruin every crooked politician in Washington. Lay their sins bare for all to see. Just give me a Cubs win, show mercy dear Lord!"

God: "And so it shall come to pass. Hoist the W!.... and save that rope, there will be a lot more hoisting after the game."

bobabode
11-02-2016, 11:58 AM
Hillary's favorite team. Go Cubs! :D

nailer
11-02-2016, 12:01 PM
Cleveland rocks. Go Indians!

Wasillaguy
11-03-2016, 01:59 AM
Ok, a deal is a deal. Cubs win.
Now for the hellfire and brimstone.:D

Oerets
11-03-2016, 07:20 AM
What a great game last night! Both teams played at well over 100%, but in the end only one could win.
I thought Maddon made a big mistake with pitching moves and got lucky.



Barney

bobabode
11-03-2016, 07:58 AM
Grandkid: Grandpa, will America ever elect a woman to be president?

Grandpa: (scoffing) Sure kid, when the Cubs win the World Series. :rolleyes:

Grandkid: Thanks grandpa, let it be so. :)