Televangelists won't fly commercial ...

[finnbow]

... due to demons.

Televangelists Kenneth Copeland and Jesse Duplantis defended their use of private jets as a luxury means of travel, arguing that commercial planes are full of “a bunch of demons” that will bog down their busy schedules with prayer requests.

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/jan/5/kenneth-copeland-jesse-duplantis-defend-private-je/

[Chicks]

These guys would be hilarious, except that, like Donny, they’re dangerous con artists, duping little old ladies out of their retirement money. They have no shame.

[nailer]

Jesus forgives them.

[ebacon]

Would Jesus Wear a Rolex on his Television Show?
-- Margaret Archer and Chet Atkins, Songwriters

One reason that country music is my church. hee hee :D

[Oerets]

Must of missed the whole meaning about a camel, eye of a needle thing.

Matthew 19:24
“And again I say to you that it is easier for a camel to enter the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of God.”

[nailer]

Although they're already living in God's kingdom.

[BlueStreak]

Jesus forgives them.

And if Jesus has pardoned them, we must as well. Wouldn't it be sweet if everybodies imaginary friend could do that? Oh, look, they can! Heck, when a radical Islamist blows up a bus stop, he gets a pardon, martyrdom and virgins to boot!

Properly applied, religion is such a wonderful thing for the scumbags of this world, isn't it?

[Chicks]

Birds of a feather, Donny and Televangelists. Donny knows a good con when he sees one. They have zero empathy for the poor fools being conned.

[Chicks]

Hey, folks, Jesus told me I need a Dassault Falcon 7X. Now, understand, I’m not asking you to pay for it, but if you’ll just believe, it will be mine. :rolleyes:

https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/04/us/jesse-duplantis-plane-new-message-trnd/index.html