Hummers new fuel efficient vehicle

[Grumpy]

Found this elsewhere on the web and laughed my butt off. Enjoy

[Kamakiri]

I bet it would sell, too!

[Sandy G]

Don't laff- Now that The Majickal Negroe has increased the mileage requirements for new cars, that might be considered a "Large, luxury vehicle" in a few years...As a lot of you know, I underwent Bariatric Surgery in Feb to combat my weight problem. It has been VERY successful, I have lost something like 110 lbs, down to 280 or so. They told me I'd prolly get down to 225-200 before I stabilised. I'm STILL gonna be a Big Boy, no matter how you shake it, & I also have good ol' Uncle Arthur (Itis) that makes trying to fold up & fit in one of thease motorised roller skates an exercise in torture. And then you have guys like Our Fearless Leader, Grumpy, who at 6'7" or 8" is even worse off tryin' to fold himself up into one of 'em...What are big, "Economy-sized" people like us gonna do ? There are lots of folks out there who greatly exceed the dimensions of the mythic 5'9", 165 lb "99th percentile" man.....Part of the reason that I hang on to The Mighty Valdez, all 8 MPG of it, is that I can drive it & not feel "crowded" or uncomfortable, I can stretch out. I've tried smaller cars, & yeah, I COULD drive one of 'em for awhile, but eventually, I'd be takin' a saw to the thing to saw a hole in the roof to stick me punkin' head thru...(grin)

[Charles]

Where's the rubber band?

Chas

[noonereal]

The Majickal Negroe


Rush would be proud.

[Sandy G]

Rush would be proud.

Hey, I try....Gotta do what you gotta do... What gets me is how ANY & ALL criticism of His Anointedness has been deemed "Racist & Bigotted" by our illustrious lamestream media...Screw 'em...He's a politician, first & foremost, deserving of no more respect than any of the rest of 'em get. The only real media shitstorm he's faced has been the Rev. Wright business, & THAT guy is even more "racist" than I ever thought about being...Where's The Media questioning on the stimulus package that sailed thru Congress w/o so much as a "By your leave"? Or on this ridiculous "Cap'n Trade" nonsense that's gonna drive even more industry away, assuming anybody will be able to AFFORD anything after paying their light bills from here on out ? Or the Health Industry overhaul ? And all these increased/new taxes we're gonna hafta pay for all this good social engineering ? Talk about throwing a cold wet blanket on any hopes of an economic recovery...Any 1st year econ major will tell you that you DON'T increase taxes in a downturn-you CUT them, & that's about the best tonic going for a sick economy...

[noonereal]

Hey, I try....Gotta do what you gotta do... What gets me is how ANY & ALL criticism of His Anointedness has been deemed "Racist & Bigotted" by our illustrious lamestream media...Screw 'em...He's a politician, first & foremost, deserving of no more respect than any of the rest of 'em get. The only real media shitstorm he's faced has been the Rev. Wright business, & THAT guy is even more "racist" than I ever thought about being...Where's The Media questioning on the stimulus package that sailed thru Congress w/o so much as a "By your leave"? Or on this ridiculous "Cap'n Trade" nonsense that's gonna drive even more industry away, assuming anybody will be able to AFFORD anything after paying their light bills from here on out ? Or the Health Industry overhaul ? And all these increased/new taxes we're gonna hafta pay for all this good social engineering ? Talk about throwing a cold wet blanket on any hopes of an economic recovery...Any 1st year econ major will tell you that you DON'T increase taxes in a downturn-you CUT them, & that's about the best tonic going for a sick economy...


I will agree that Reverend Wright as well as Michelle are racists. (However I think Michelle is cured now that her husband is president) I also believe there is way, way more racism in the black community than there is in the white community.
The white suburban kid today really does seem color blind and is not even aware of the culture of racism many black families won't let go of.
I know this post sounds racist in and of itself but my point is that we all need to recognize that terms like Majickal Negroe probably are not part of the solution but neither side is innocent.

As to the rest of your post, no politician gets a free pass. The belief that he is getting one is a marketing campaign launched by his advisories. Clearly it is working. That's my opinion anyway.

[merrylander]

Jefferson had it right, the only way a democracy can work is with a well informed electorate, and the current one has to be the most ill informed electorate since Adam. With most of the media in the hands of a few biased owners they provide the bread and circuses of the MJ memorials or Paris Hilton's latest escapades but no factual data.

As a retiree and a member of the 'aged population' that is allegedly responsible for the bulk of health care are y'all aware that we only account for 0.4% of the outlay on health care. Just another little fact that the BS artistes like to mis-inform folks about.

John Bonehead likes to natter about socialist medicine in the House, well what in hell do you think he has - and your taxes and mine pay for it.

[Charles]

Jefferson had it right, the only way a democracy can work is with a well informed electorate, and the current one has to be the most ill informed electorate since Adam. With most of the media in the hands of a few biased owners they provide the bread and circuses of the MJ memorials or Paris Hilton's latest escapades but no factual data.

As a retiree and a member of the 'aged population' that is allegedly responsible for the bulk of health care are y'all aware that we only account for 0.4% of the outlay on health care. Just another little fact that the BS artistes like to mis-inform folks about.

John Bonehead likes to natter about socialist medicine in the House, well what in hell do you think he has - and your taxes and mine pay for it.

Ya,ya,ya....but is Brittanny wearing panties?????

I'm a well informed dumb bastard, at least by the MSM standards...and I want to be informed about the important stuff. Like fuzz.

KISS, about all us cretins can comprehend at one time.


Chas

[Brett A]

Now that The Majickal Negroe has increased the mileage requirements (...)
Disgusting.
I'm surprised this kind of blatant racism still exists in public

[Brett A]

...Where's The Media questioning on the stimulus package that sailed thru Congress w/o so much as a "By your leave"?


Maybe the same place they were when the Prince of Darkness was careening us toward the unnecessary, costly, and national-security-diminishing war in Iraq.

I agree, the mainstream media has been the gov't's lapdog for almost ten years now.

[Charles]

Maybe the same place they were when the Prince of Darkness was careening us toward the unnecessary, costly, and national-security-diminishing war in Iraq.

I agree, the mainstream media has been the gov't's lapdog for almost ten years now.

"Prince of darkness" ...you must mean "Shrub".

I get it!!!!!!!!!!

Way doncha lay off the poor bastard. All said and done, he did what needed to be done for the last 20 yrs. We may not be at war with the Islamic extremists, but they by God are at war with us.

Wipe all of that "Party Line" bullshit out of your eyes, we're playing for keeps. They for sure are.

I apologize for for being so candid,

Chas

[noonereal]

All said and done, he did what needed to be done for the last 20 yrs.


:confused:

What is it he did?

[Charles]

:confused:

What is it he did?

Well, after 20 yrs of acting like it didn't happen, or treating what did happen like a criminal matter, or shooting cruise missles here and there (kinda like beating up a convict while he's handcuffed behind his back, don't gain much respect like that)...he took the fight to the enemy, and put boots on the ground...which shows a certain amount of resolve. He has attempted to remake the nature of things in the Middle East.

The Middle East is the ultimate Tar Baby for the US...there are no good solutions. IMHO, the Bush Administration has attempted to force them into the 21st century.

I can tell that you have no use for the Republicans in general, and Bush (and Cheney) in particular. And we can piss and moan, and nitpick policies until Hell freezes over. I suppose this is no more than a matter of opinion.

But would you admit that Bush stepped up to the plate (Sarah loves this kinda talk), made some hard choices, and proceeded in good faith to protect the interests of our Republic?

If you won't concede at least this much, then I'm going to write you off as being narrow minded, and beyond reasoning with.

Chas

[noonereal]

But would you admit that Bush stepped up to the plate (Sarah loves this kinda talk), made some hard choices, and proceeded in good faith to protect the interests of our Republic?

Chas

Absolutely not.

That is what he sold.

He responded as ANY president would have in Afghanistan and caused a disaster in Iraq. His own father told him not to do it.
We likely would be done in Afghanistan if he had not divert resources to Iraq.
IMHO, Bush was a sincere guy who if you were to play chess with would always think he was winning, only to be blindsided by checkmate. He never thought through the consequences of his actions, spoke like a tough drunken sailor to lesser countries and took a lone wolf approach to international policy.

By the way I am a registered republican who's party was stolen by Bush and his neocon advisers. I voted for his Dad twice and Ray-gun twice, even Ford.

If you are unable to accept others views you are correct to be a republican in 2009. If we get rid of the radical zoo currently masquerading as republicans you will be without a party however.

[Sandy G]

Disgusting.
I'm surprised this kind of blatant racism still exists in public

Oh, that wasn't anywhere CLOSE to bein' as "Racist" as I CAN be, Sport...What did I say that was so gawd-awful terrible, in the 1st place ? I DON'T like the wormy SOB, I think he is ruinin' this counrty, drivin' us into debt that our grandchildren's grandchildren won't be able to get out from under...If a REPUBLICAN had run up debt like this, the braying jackasses in the media would never let him live it down, but since this refugee from Chicago rabble-rousin' outfit did it, & he's GASP ! a Negr-erm, African-American, we're not sposed to criticise him in any way, shape or form.....

[noonereal]

Oh, that wasn't anywhere CLOSE to bein' as "Racist" as I CAN be, Sport...What did I say that was so gawd-awful terrible, in the 1st place ? I DON'T like the wormy SOB, I think he is ruinin' this counrty, drivin' us into debt that our grandchildren's grandchildren won't be able to get out from under...If a REPUBLICAN had run up debt like this, the braying jackasses in the media would never let him live it down, but since this refugee from Chicago rabble-rousin' outfit did it, & he's GASP ! a Negr-erm, African-American, we're not sposed to criticise him in any way, shape or form.....

Two things




Bush ran up the a debt from a surplus for no good reason, Obama has had no choice but to given the conditions he inherited. 2nd racism is different than political criticism.
Also, read and watch. Both sides are very concerned about the projected deficits and it is addressed in all media daily.
I don't quite understand the GOP adapting the "victim" platform. When they grow some balls again and take some personal responsibility I will consider them as a serious alternative again. In the mean time I will not vote for self proclaimed victims.

[Sandy G]

Typical. Anything that is NOT gushing, fulsome, masturbatory praise for His Holiness, Barak the Firstest is immediately condemed as "racist" by his Kool-Aid drinkers. Hell, even saying his MIDDLE name has been denounced. And yes, Chimpy McHalliburton Bushitler ran up a pretty good tab, but a TRILLION dollar deficit, w/promises of maybe another trillion more to come ? Even you drunken-sailors-in-a-Cathouse types gotta admit that ain't chump change...An' how's Y'all's Boy (Oops, more racism) gonna finance this ? Why, pickin' the pockets of the Evil, dirty, filthy rich again...'Cept somehow or another, the Evil Dead-erm, Rich always escape, & it ends up on the backs of the middle class...As it will this time again.

[noonereal]

Typical. Anything that is NOT gushing, fulsome, masturbatory praise for His Holiness, Barak the Firstest is immediately condemed as "racist" by his Kool-Aid drinkers. Hell, even saying his MIDDLE name has been denounced. And yes, Chimpy McHalliburton Bushitler ran up a pretty good tab, but a TRILLION dollar deficit, w/promises of maybe another trillion more to come ? Even you drunken-sailors-in-a-Cathouse types gotta admit that ain't chump change...An' how's Y'all's Boy (Oops, more racism) gonna finance this ? Why, pickin' the pockets of the Evil, dirty, filthy rich again...'Cept somehow or another, the Evil Dead-erm, Rich always escape, & it ends up on the backs of the middle class...As it will this time again.

I suggest you sit backand breakdown the facts and stop being a political victim.

[Charles]

Absolutely not.

That is what he sold.

He responded as ANY president would have in Afghanistan and caused a disaster in Iraq. His own father told him not to do it.
We likely would be done in Afghanistan if he had not divert resources to Iraq.
IMHO, Bush was a sincere guy who if you were to play chess with would always think he was winning, only to be blindsided by checkmate. He never thought through the consequences of his actions, spoke like a tough drunken sailor to lesser countries and took a lone wolf approach to international policy.

By the way I am a registered republican who's party was stolen by Bush and his neocon advisers. I voted for his Dad twice and Ray-gun twice, even Ford.

If you are unable to accept others views you are correct to be a republican in 2009. If we get rid of the radical zoo currently masquerading as republicans you will be without a party however.

Be without a party??? Hell, I AM without a party, they're all Globalists. And I, for one, feel we have enough masters reaching into our hip pockets.

As far as being unable to accept others views, it wouldn't hurt you to take a look in the mirror, at least concerning this issue. You have never said a kind word about George Bush as far as I know. Or Cheney. Or Palin. Your absolute hatred of these people appears to border on the irrational.

And as bad as it is, Bush and his collection of "neocons" appear to better represent my interests and beliefs than Obama and his collection of "Bolsheviks".

I can be a rude sonofabitch too.

That said, I still like ya. And I love to argue with you, you're like the bitchy ex-wife I never had.

Just kidding, and take care,

Chas

[noonereal]

You have never said a kind word about George Bush as far as I know. Or Cheney. Or Palin. Your absolute hatred of these people appears to border on the irrational.

You are right and you can throw in Rumsfeld and Wolfowitz. (I don't hate Bush though, he's just a good guy with bad ideas)

And as bad as it is, Bush and his collection of "neocons" appear to better represent my interests and beliefs than Obama and his collection of "Bolsheviks".
not mine

I can be a rude sonofabitch too.

did not mean to be rude, you never are