If This Goes On....
This is a game. It's 20 years in the future, and we're writing the news. Together. One sentence per post. I'll start:
------------------------- The NRA today announced it was backing a bill to increase the mandatory carry requirement from one gun to two. |
"Former presidential advisor, Jared Kushner was released on parole this week."
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His father having secretly colluded with North Korea to nuke all those pesky liberal West Coast states, Barron Trump is easily elected as the successor to his big brother, Donald Trump Jr. as Dear Leader of the People's Republic of America.
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And the remaining unreprogrammable Hillarybots remain in a state of prolonged political hysteria.
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Twenty years after the dissolution of the United States under 'President for Life' Trump, the breakaway Federated States of Cascadia enlarged it's territory to include the entire west coast of North and South America from Alas'ka to Tierra del Fuego.
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The Russian oligarchs are still trying to get sanctions lifted; they missed the time when it was so easy to move billions of dollars to New York, Miami, LA, San Francisco, London, Paris etc. :D
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Vowing to make America America again, Baron Trump promises to move the unbuilt US-Mexico wall, to keep Americans from emigrating to Cascadia.
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As democrats continue to pile up into urban islands the Electoral College still favors the republicans.
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The Federated States Of Cascadia celebrated the completion of a border wall as citizens held parties all the way from Seattle down to the eastern borders of Nevada and Arizona. President Harris said that the new wall would stop Americans from crossing over into Cascadia and taking undue advantage of the young nation's excellent national health service, Covered Cascadia. She also promised that Cascadia would stay assault weapon free. When she returns to the Cascadian capitol statehouse in Sacramento next week she will sign legislation making both English and Spanish the official languages.
In other news beer drinkers are not upset that Coors beer will no longer be available in Cascadia because of trade restrictions put in place by American president Huckabee in retaliation for the wall. |
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Due to sea level rise the city of Orlando Florida is now the largest cruse ship port.
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In 20 years, candidates standing for election to the US House of Representatives, must show proof of financial backing of at least $1Billion in order to qualify for the ballot. For US Senators, the amount will be a minimum of $10 Billion.
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82 years old Angela Merkel is still the Chancellor of the Federal Republic of Germany. But nobody remembers Donald Trump.
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Oh, I'm pretty sure he will be remembered.
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The Russian stow away?
There was but a single clue. |
Today the President of United republic of Trump, Jared Kushner signed an executive order requiring the removal of the statue of liberty and having it replaced with a statue of Donald Trump, in memory of the greatest leader the world has ever known.
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a late modification to the statue of his mighty orangeness allows sparks to emit from his rear on the hour and half hour.
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Competing companies are now completing scale replicas of the statue, which are being erected in temporary display at the former Manhattan site of the Trump Tower. Work on the full-scale statue awaits congressional funding action; the projected 8 Billion cost is being called a 'shameless fake lowball estimate' by appropriation committee chair Isabella Ocasio-Cortez.
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