Done Got Some Schiff on His Shoe
 

Looks like that local hero done stepped in some of his own Schiff. Seems some Rooskie pranksters got the feller on the phone, convinced him they had some nekid pictures of Donaldo Maximus and recorded him droolin' into the mouthpiece. On the surface it ain't much 'cept little pencil necked, pigeon chested Adam is also on record calling Donaldo Jr. a traitor for meetin' with some other Rooskies. I gotta suspect ol' Adam is so hot to get Ms. Dianne's chair he'll do most anythang. But can you even imagine a nekid picture of Donaldo Maximus with his potus hangin' out? Dang it anyway, I just grossed myself out again. Where the hell did I put my AlkaSeltzer?