Breaking News: Christmas Called Off
 

Sad news from the North Pole today. Due to manmade climate change the ice under Santa's workshop gave way and the workshop sank beneath the waves taking the Jolly Old Elf, his reindeer and all hands with it to the bottom of the sea. There were no survivors.

Scattered reports of flotsam and jetsam were reported by the US Coastguard and the Canadian navy.

In other news, Conservatives lead by President Elect Trump unilaterally declared victory in the War on Christmas.

http://www.motherjones.com/kevin-dru...-santa-process

No problem there is oil and natural gas underneath the workshop. Easier to retrieve now with the residents vacated.



Barney

We live in a country where saying "Merry Christmas" the wrong way is cause for outrage but Russia manipulating our election barely causes a stir.

This is why we the United States will soon be a dictatorship.

Hello and Welcome to 1933! Welcome mass stupidity!