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donquixote99 03-10-2016 09:47 AM

Sixty Years of Wisdom
 
Found on AK in joke thread. Makes a point.

Quote:

A female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.
So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site.
She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.
"Pardon me, sir, what's your name?"
"Morris Feinberg," he replied.
"Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?"

"For about 60 years."
"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"

"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims."
"I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop."
"I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults and to love their fellow man."
"I pray that politicians tell us the truth and put the interests of the people ahead of their own interests."

"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

"Like I'm talking to a fucking wall"

merrylander 03-10-2016 11:49 AM

Ain't dat de trof

Wasillaguy 03-10-2016 03:57 PM

So the joke section of AK is the crack in the wall where one can express their religious and or political thoughts without being shunned?
Or is it just the place where you can try to get away with it, and if the moderators don't like your position you may still get chopped down, like this example where it's ok to blame organized religion as long as you blame them all?
Just wondering...

donquixote99 03-10-2016 05:31 PM

Jokes always push the boundaries of the permissible.

WG, your post raises a fine point. Public discussion of of moderator practice on AK is banned on AK. Public discussion of moderator practice here is banned here. But public discussion here of moderator practice on AK may be permissible. I'm not sure.

Dondilion 03-10-2016 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donquixote99 (Post 305690)
Found on AK in joke thread. Makes a point.

The futility of prayer?

Wasillaguy 03-10-2016 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donquixote99 (Post 305771)
Jokes always push the boundaries of the permissible.

True. And when it becomes obvious that the comedy format is being used to push an ideology or trash a segment of society, the jokes and the comedian suddenly aren't funny.
Don Rickles would ridicule every segment of society, one at a time, including himself. Very funny stuff.
But a comedian with an agenda isn't funny at all. They hate inside, and no amount of funny coming out of their mouth can cover it up.

bobabode 03-10-2016 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wasillaguy (Post 305759)
So the joke section of AK is the crack in the wall where one can express their religious and or political thoughts without being shunned?
Or is it just the place where you can try to get away with it, and if the moderators don't like your position you may still get chopped down, like this example where it's ok to blame organized religion as long as you blame them all?
Just wondering...

Why don't you send a PM to Grumpy for clarification? :confused:

I suspect the short answer is no. If you see a post that violates the TOU, you should report it.

donquixote99 03-10-2016 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wasillaguy (Post 305778)
True. And when it becomes obvious that the comedy format is being used to push an ideology or trash a segment of society, the jokes and the comedian suddenly aren't funny.
Don Rickles would ridicule every segment of society, one at a time, including himself. Very funny stuff.
But a comedian with an agenda isn't funny at all. They hate inside, and no amount of funny coming out of their mouth can cover it up.

You got a bit too melodramatic there. When is a point an 'agenda?' Do points always imply 'hate,' as you claim 'agendas' do? If one 'hates' the 'agenda' of another, might that account for the inability to be amused?

Will a weekend in the stocks suffice, or have I earned 100 lashes?

nailer 03-10-2016 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donquixote99 (Post 305807)
You got a bit too melodramatic there. When is a point an 'agenda?' Do points always imply 'hate,' as you claim 'agendas' do? If one 'hates' the 'agenda' of another, might that account for the inability to be amused?

Will a weekend in the stocks suffice, or have I earned 100 lashes?

I'd vote for both, but think you'd enjoy it too much. http://audiokarma.org/forums/styles/...s/thumbsup.gif

icenine 03-10-2016 09:21 PM

I didn't see it as an attack against organized religion or Judaism. I saw it as a sort of cynical expression of a world weary man who has tried his best by praying. It could be any religion but of course the confluence of the the term wall with the holy site in Jerusalem makes the joke work.

icenine 03-10-2016 09:23 PM

Our resident Knight Of The Sorrowful Face does not have an evil bone in his body...
plus I think he lives in Ohio on top of all that lol.

donquixote99 03-10-2016 09:30 PM

thanks! Yes, Ohio. That should get me a suspended sentence right there.

bobabode 03-10-2016 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donquixote99 (Post 305812)
thanks! Yes, Ohio. That should get me a suspended sentence right there.

Only if you backstroke across the Cuyahoga three times as penance.
No smoking though. ;)

Boreas 03-10-2016 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobabode (Post 305813)
Only if you backstroke across the Cuyahoga three times as penance.
No smoking though. ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtW8RkI3-c4

bobabode 03-10-2016 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boreas (Post 305814)

Love me some Randy Newman. :D

IIRC the genesis of the Clean Water Act was the fire on the Cuyahoga. The fucking river actually caught on fire. :eek:

donquixote99 03-10-2016 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobabode (Post 305813)
Only if you backstroke across the Cuyahoga three times as penance.
No smoking though. ;)

At least the backstroke will keep my face away from the water.... :)

HarmanKardon 03-11-2016 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donquixote99 (Post 305771)
Jokes always push the boundaries of the permissible.

WG, your post raises a fine point. Public discussion of of moderator practice on AK is banned on AK. Public discussion of moderator practice here is banned here. But public discussion here of moderator practice on AK may be permissible. I'm not sure.

I'm also not sure. But I think it makes no sense stirring the pot.

sanford12 01-29-2017 12:41 PM

Anyone who finds the joke which started this thread offensive and this is my opinion is looking to be offended. Jokes are a way a healthy society points a spotlight on it's ills. There will always be jokes that are beyond crude but I'd much rather have them than PC crush the life out of people with having to worry that someone's out there with their heart on their sleeve waiting to jump. There's enough stuff to be really worried about with our new leadership that this thread should be used as intended to showcase frustration with a certain situation without prejudice to the chosen vehicle of delivery.

donquixote99 01-29-2017 01:13 PM

TY Sanford. The right loves to wail about political correctness, until they think someone is pricking one of their sacred cows, and then they get a real case.

BlueStreak 01-29-2017 01:21 PM

Prayer feels good, like you have really done something to fix whatever ails you. But, in the end it's you that makes the most difference I your life. If all you're doing is praying to a wall............

merrylander 03-04-2017 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icenine (Post 305810)
I didn't see it as an attack against organized religion or Judaism. I saw it as a sort of cynical expression of a world weary man who has tried his best by praying. It could be any religion but of course the confluence of the the term wall with the holy site in Jerusalem makes the joke work.

Which is exactly how I took it.

icenine 03-04-2017 03:14 PM

Thanks Rob I waited a year for that!


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