Don't know how old you are, Dave...but me and the blonde have maybe, hopefully, 15 good years left. And if your prediction is at all accurate, it's already past the time to take advantage of her dual citizen status and pick a decent country in the EU, in which to comfortably ride it out. A country where half the residents don't approve of the performance of a sociopathic criminal fascist chief executive, who's primary goal in life is identifying the next person he can fuck over. And with Trump's latest approval ratings, walking down the street knowing that only half the people passing by are decent human beings...well, it's no way to live.

Scandinavia is cold, but so is Chicago...so we've been thinking Denmark. Where the majority seems to have the right idea about what is actually a nice non-destructive quality of life. Although she has almost 50 first cousins all over Ireland, so that might be the better choice.