In other words, you have no self control?:rolleyes:

I'm always in control.

I occasionally feign that I am not as a tactic.

I remember back when I was a mean sumbitch.

Then one day I finally realized that not only was it unnecessary...it was counterproductive.

This was about the same time I realized that being a smart ass was counterproductive as well. I suppose that, at times, the wisdom I've gained from life fails to control my innate behavior.

But I digress...love that phrase...means I'm setting up a cheap shot!!!

The one I LOVE is where you tell the D-Man that Pete is his "boy".

Have you not considered that in the "right" venue, with the "right" people present, you may be sent home to tell your momma that a "boy" whipped your ass?

Perhaps one of the frailties of the WWW...you can say things which better sense would prevent if all parties were present.
Chas

It's OK to be an asshole. It's almost a necessity on this forum at times. It is a good way to express some genuine sarcasm, which can also fun to read. Being a mean sumbitch ain't all it's cracked up to be. I tried to be one a several years back and found a meaner sumbitch. It wasn't pretty. Coulda been the tequila too. I woke up with my face stuck to my pillow with dried blood. Had to soak it off in the bathtub.

I thought there was only a three character requirement at AK. Isn't it the same software? Guess I'll have to go over there and check.

LOL....

Sorry...couldn't help myself.... The vision of you with a pillow stuck to your face and all.....

Hurt much?

Tom, I was just funning, I didn't mean anything by it.

Pete

Don't remember. It was a long time ago and I was pretty hungover. I am pretty sure it wasn't pleasant feeling.

I'll be sure to consider that when next we interact.

Interacting? :rolleyes:

Don't be insincere Pete.

Thank you for your condescending input Chucky.

Now roll it up real tight and stick it where the sun don't shine.

I ain't gonna change for nobody.

If the admins want to ban me, I say, "Go ahead, make my day". I need this forum like I need a hole in the head.