The Mighty BlueStreak!
I just got home from the dentist. On my way back, there was an assclown in a Toyota pickup who thought he wasn't going to let the Mighty BlueStreak and I merge onto I-64. So I dropped the hammer to get out in front of him.
Already going 60 mph, she let out a lions roar, and leaped ahead with a pull that put "butterflies" in my stomach. She took off so fast I caught up to and nearly rear-ended the car in front of me. Jesus Christ is that car fast!:D I know, this post isn't "political", but I just thought I would share this with you guys. Dave |
why thank you :)
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Fun isn't it, they look at my sedate Impala LS and get smart-assed, then they get a driving lesson. My sweet grey haired wife gave a lesson to a smart-ass in a Jag with her Impala LS. We though of getting vanity plates that said HIS and HERS.
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I can't believe you guys, that's road rage, and I'm proud that I don't engage is such behavior.
I just crowd 'em off in the ditch with my old beat to shit '88 model Dodge 250 FWD. Chas |
Nice! I get's a touch o' the road rage from time to time. 'Bout to come clean to you guys in another post.
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That is not road rage, I am laughing all the while I am handing out driving lessons.
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I've found that it I want to draw a hearty belly laugh from my passengers, all I have to do is cut someone off, while blowing my horn like a Mexican cab driver. Works every time. Chas |
Not road rage at all. I LOVE that stuff! Especially the ones who get froggy with me in their Honda Quaaludes and Toyota Slumbras. I like to humiliate them every chance I get. It's big fun. (Well, until we get to the gas pump, that is....:o)
Dave |
My Dad used to have a four door Caprice with the Vette motor, same one the Highway Patrol used.
He used to get a kick out of blowing the door off of the hot rodders. Chas |
Oh, man...I used to LOVE stickin' it to the backwards-cap, tomato-soup can-muffler, slammed Jap sedan w/the gazillion watt rapcrap amp crowd in the Mighty Valdez...They could, of course, take me, but I'd walk 'em pretty good for awhile...The Mighty Valdez ain't got a V-10 fer NUTHIN'...Mbwahahahaha...
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