[GWAR]

A first draft of the next census form has been leaked;

Name:
Address:
Phone number:
Do you rent or own:
How many reside at this residence:
Race:
Religion:
Are you or any at this residence a naturalised citizen:
How many weapons do you own:
Are you sufficiently trained in the use of said weapons:
Are you or any resident of this household a convicted felon:
Are you now or ever have been a member of the green party:
How many television sets do you own:
How many computers do you own:
Are you connected to the internet:
If not, why arent you?:
How many times since the last census have you attended reprogra,,,err, been to disneyland?:

Lets hope that truth is NOT stranger than fiction.

Or is it? Have a nice day!