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This am I heard a joke call perusing the radio.
A little on the tasteless side, but I thought funny, from memory:
A: Yes, this is Metro General, is this Mrs M?
B: Yes, this is she.
A: I wanted you to know madam, we found a percentage of Crown Royal in your breast milk analysis. Have you been drinking heavily?
B: WHAT?!
A: Yes madam, and a good slug of Petrone.
B: You're crazy. I don't even like that stuff, and I'm breastfeeding!
The funniest thing is she didn't catch on, just got madder and madder. At one point after mentioning Hypnotic, the caller said 'Crown Royal and Hypnotic together is called an Incredible Hulk. Your baby's going to be strong!' lol.
Have a great one.
Pete
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