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Being armed won't help you. Your primitive weapons are useless.
However, being drunk may have saved your life. We.....I mean, THEY won't pick up an intoxicated specimen. Beligerant drunks are a PITA. And the alcohol f**ks up our torture, (Uggg, damnit!), I mean, THEIR "information gathering" techniques.
(I really wish Dick Cheney was still our, I mean THEIR spokesman.)
Dave
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"When the lie is so big and the fog so thick, the Republican trick can play out again....."-------Frank Zappa
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