Forboding music,
Dim black and white images of dead kittens, their skulls crushed, a crack pipe and an empty Night Train bottle laying nearby.
A bolt of lightning ushers in a Satanic voice;
"President Obama wants to take your money and give more welfare to gay crackheads who get their jollies murdering kittens. Obama-sodomites-your money-welfare-crackheads-dead kittens.
Do you get it now?"
Cue up the happy music and the voice of a man who sounds like he just got laid;
"This message paid for by "True God-fearing and Patriotic Great Americans for a Crack Smoking Fag Free America".
Regards,
Dave