04-26-2017, 06:55 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: colorado
Posts: 1,595
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Quote:
Originally Posted by catswiththum
Dear TV Pitch Men/Women,
I'm sure your focus groups and segment producers have convinced you your cereal, soy milk, whole grain mueslix, fresh berries, and various sauces appear more appetizing when thrown, dropped, splashed, or otherwise defy gravity in slow motion across the screen.
I will wager no one in your focus group could identify a mop, sponge, broom, or paper towel.
Please stop throwing your food. In adworld I'm sure flying spinach and slow-mo juice explosions are all the rage, but here in realityville they are just another sloppy mess.
Thank you and carry on.
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I didn't think a person could be happy, or lead a fulfilling life unless they figured out how to eat like this. I thought these were goals we were supposed to strive for............
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