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Select from cellar and open wine bottle.
Preheat oven to 400 degrees.
Remove pizza from box and plastic overwrap.
Place pizza directly on lower oven rack.
Set timer for 26 minutes.
Take wine and glass into livingroom and turn on teevee.
Commence drinking until timer makes a "ding" noise.
Remove pizza from oven, allow to cool five minutes then slice.
Dinner is served.
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"When the lie is so big and the fog so thick, the Republican trick can play out again....."-------Frank Zappa
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