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Old 05-29-2018, 08:39 AM
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Televangelists won't fly commercial ...

... due to demons.

Televangelists Kenneth Copeland and Jesse Duplantis defended their use of private jets as a luxury means of travel, arguing that commercial planes are full of “a bunch of demons” that will bog down their busy schedules with prayer requests.

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news...nd-private-je/
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Old 05-29-2018, 10:04 AM
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These guys would be hilarious, except that, like Donny, they’re dangerous con artists, duping little old ladies out of their retirement money. They have no shame.
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Old 05-29-2018, 11:14 PM
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Jesus forgives them.
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Old 06-02-2018, 09:57 PM
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One reason that country music is my church. hee hee
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Old 06-03-2018, 03:34 AM
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Must of missed the whole meaning about a camel, eye of a needle thing.

Matthew 19:24
“And again I say to you that it is easier for a camel to enter the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of God.”
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Old 06-03-2018, 07:25 AM
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Although they're already living in God's kingdom.
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Jesus forgives them.
And if Jesus has pardoned them, we must as well. Wouldn't it be sweet if everybodies imaginary friend could do that? Oh, look, they can! Heck, when a radical Islamist blows up a bus stop, he gets a pardon, martyrdom and virgins to boot!

Properly applied, religion is such a wonderful thing for the scumbags of this world, isn't it?
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Birds of a feather, Donny and Televangelists. Donny knows a good con when he sees one. They have zero empathy for the poor fools being conned.
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Old 06-04-2018, 01:21 PM
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Hey, folks, Jesus told me I need a Dassault Falcon 7X. Now, understand, I’m not asking you to pay for it, but if you’ll just believe, it will be mine.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/04/us/je...rnd/index.html
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