It's friday.

[barbara]

Originally Posted by d-ray657

Hope your week gets better.

Here's my story for the day. A few weeks ago, my wife was griping about having to have her annual gyno exam. She told me that I ought to be glad that I was not a woman, having to stick her twat up in someone's face. So after my annual exam today, I told her: "All I can say is, aren't you glad that you don't have a prostate?"

Regards,

D-Ray

!!!

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LOL!

The first time I got a digital exam the doctor didn't tell me, no warning, nada, surprise!

Pete

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Rated PG-13 or R for innuendo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKyj1Zy1GR4

Pete

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Happy Friday!

And, happy Flag Day.

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[painter]

1. Is it good if a
vacuum really sucks?

2. Why is the third hand on a watch called
the second hand?

3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary,
how would we ever know?

4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary,
where did he find the words?

5. Why do we say something is out of whack?
What is a whack?

6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean
the same thing?

7. Why does "fat
chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

8. Why do "tug" boats
push their barges?

9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball
game" when we are already there?

10. Why are they called "stands" when they
are made for sitting?

11. Why is it called "after dark" when it is
really "after light"?

12. Doesn't "expecting
the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy"
opposites?

14. Why do "overlook"
and "oversee" mean opposite things?

15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it
sounds?

16. If work is so terrific, why do they have
to pay you to do it?

17. If all the world is a stage, where is the
audience sitting?

18. If love is blind, why
is lingerie so popular?

19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia,
can you read all right?

20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?

21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of
a remote control when you know the batteries
are dead?

22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and
garments in a suitcase?

23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?

24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we
clean when we use them?

25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of
the bottle?

26. Why do they call it a TV set when you
only have one?

27. Christmas - What
other time of year do you sit in front of a dead tree
and eat candy out of your socks?

28. Why do we drive on
a parkway and park on a driveway?
I dunno,
why do we?

Be safe.
"Happy Fathers Day" to those who admit it or not