Obama's War Against The Christians

[icenine]

I always thought it would be hilarious to make a crowd of mourners sit and listen all the way through to Sister Ray by the Velvet Underground.

[bobabode]

Originally Posted by icenine

I always thought it would be hilarious to make a crowd of mourners sit and listen all the way through to Sister Ray by the Velvet Underground.

One other person agrees with you.

Here ya go.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDtqbS7DK2s

[BlueStreak]

Mine would start with "Love Shack" by the B-52s.

Dave

[bobabode]

Originally Posted by BlueStreak

Mine would start with "Love Shack" by the B-52s.

Dave

Got a thing for beehives, eh Dave?

[Rex E.]

Originally Posted by bobabode

Got a thing for beehives, eh Dave?

Dave is moving to Utah?

[BlueStreak]

Originally Posted by BlueStreak

Mine would start with "Love Shack" by the B-52s.

Dave

Originally Posted by bobabode

Got a thing for beehives, eh Dave?

I've always thought funerals should be more festive. They're always so damn depressing. We should celebrate someone being freed form this miserable life, not sob over it. Put a Hawaiian shirt on the dead guy, stand him up in the corner and put a beer in his hand, ferfuksake.

Dave

[bobabode]

Originally Posted by BlueStreak

I've always thought funerals should be more festive. They're always so damn depressing. We should celebrate someone being freed form this miserable life, not sob over it. Put a Hawaiian shirt on the dead guy, stand him up in the corner and put a beer in his hand, ferfuksake.

Dave

Yep! Always liked the idea of a Norseman's funeral, too. Tie my corpse to the mast with a Mai Tai in my hand amid a few gallons of moonshine and black powder and take turns shooting a flare gun at my sorry ass... The fish can have what's left over.

[bobabode]

Didn't Hunter S. Thompson have his ashes loaded in to some pyrotechnic mortar shells that were launched at his wake?

[merrylander]

Originally Posted by BlueStreak

I've always thought funerals should be more festive. They're always so damn depressing. We should celebrate someone being freed form this miserable life, not sob over it. Put a Hawaiian shirt on the dead guy, stand him up in the corner and put a beer in his hand, ferfuksake.

Dave

I think you will find that the tears shed at funerals are for the survivors out of regret for the things they never said to the deceased but wished they had.

[Charles]

Originally Posted by merrylander

I think you will find that the tears shed at funerals are for the survivors out of regret for the things they never said to the deceased but wished they had.

Funerals aren't for the dead.

Chas