Bin Laden joins the Sierra club

Grumpy · #1 01-29-2010, 08:15 AM

CAIRO – Al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden has called for the world to boycott American goods and the U.S. dollar, blaming the United States and other industrialized countries for global warming, according to a new audiotape released Friday.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100129/...bin_laden_tape

Its nice to see he cares about people, inbetween blowing them up.

finnbow · #2 01-29-2010, 08:58 AM

OK, then. Let's devise an environmentally friendly way of stringing him up by his b_lls. We can kill 2 birds with one stone on this one - be environmentally friendly and reduce his appeal to that bevy of virgins that await him.

merrylander · #3 01-29-2010, 10:09 AM

What makes you think he has any to be strung up by?

Fast_Eddie · #4 01-29-2010, 10:23 AM

Seriously, what the hell is going on? We can't find this guy? We *can't*? I just have a hard time thinking we can 't send Tom Cruise over there with a trubin and infiltrate his compound, paint him with a laser and take him out with an air strike.

Yeah, but seriously- is there more to this? Do they not want to catch him?

Writewing · #5 01-29-2010, 12:52 PM

No just capture him read him his rights and try him in NYC, thats the Holder way.

Fast_Eddie · #6 01-29-2010, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Writewing

No just capture him read him his rights and try him in NYC, thats the Holder way.

Yeah, okay, whatever. But they aren't doing that. They're just letting him sit out there in Pakistan. Can we really not find him?

finnbow · #7 01-29-2010, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Writewing

No just capture him read him his rights and try him in NYC, thats the Holder way.

Works for me - really. However, I'd rather turn him into a grease spot on a mountainside somewhere.

Grumpy · #8 01-29-2010, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Fast_Eddie

Yeah, okay, whatever. But they aren't doing that. They're just letting him sit out there in Pakistan. Can we really not find him?

The paki have nukes and we are pussy's.

HatchetJack · #9 01-29-2010, 02:35 PM

I think I recall seeing a bearded fellow raking leaves in Big Al's backyard

Sandy G · #10 01-29-2010, 03:56 PM

Seems like I've read, too, that the Pakis are only in nominal control of where Bin Liner is sposed to be, & they DON'T want us in there, inflaming an already bad situation. He oughta be easy to pick out, though...Think I've read that he's like 6'5" or so, & most of the men over there tend to be significantly shorter..