Kooky Kandidates Krowd Krazy Klown Kar

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The list speaks for itself.

1. Jeb Bush (former FL governor)
2. John Bolton (former UN ambassador)
3. Sam Brownback (former congressman, KS governor)
4. Ben Carson (neurosurgeon)
5. Chris Christie (NJ governor)
6. Ted Cruz (senator, R TX)
7. Bob Erlich (former congressman, former MD governor)
8. Carly Fiorina (former {fired} Hewlett Packard CEO)
9. Jim Gilmore (former VA governor)
10. Lindsey Graham (confirmed bachelor, senator, R SC)
11. Mike Huckabee (preacher, talk show host, former AR governor)
12. Bobby Jindal (governor LA)
13. John Kasich (former congressman, OH governor)
14. Peter King (congressman, R NY2)
15. Michael Lynch (right wing filmmaker)
16. George Pataki (former NY governor)
17. Rand Paul (senator, R KY)
18. Rick Perry (former governor, TX)
19. Marco Rubio (senator, R FL)
20. Rick Santorum (former senator, R PA)
21. Donald Trump (real estate developer)
22. Scott Walker (governor, WI)