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Nation Shocked That Giuliani Has Associates
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—After learning that two of Rudy Giuliani’s associates had been charged with federal campaign-finance crimes, millions of Americans expressed their stunned disbelief that Giuliani had associates.
“By ‘associates,’ do they mean people who actually associate with Giuliani?” Carol Foyler, who lives in St. Louis, said. “This whole story doesn’t add up.”
“I read that these quote-unquote associates of Giuliani’s were actually business associates,” Tracy Klugian, of Butte, Montana, said. “If that means he was paying them a lot of money to associate with him, that could explain everything.”
“It said on the news that these associates were foreign-born,” Kevin Lockdale, of Portland, Maine, said. “Maybe they don’t speak English too well and so they don’t realize that everything Giuliani says is batshit. I mean, I know I’m grasping at straws, but I’m trying to make sense of this whole associates thing.”
Harland Dorrinson, a clinical psychologist who has done a ten-year study on the social isolation of despised people, said that the existence of Giuliani’s two associates should give “hope to the detestable” everywhere. “Honestly, if Giuliani can have associates, anyone can,” he said.
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10-14-2019, 05:51 PM
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Federal Government To Recognize Columbo Day Instead of Columbus Day From Now On
http://www.breakingburgh.com/federal...y-from-now-on/
Just one more thing...
Edit: Just read the comments on this satire site, from idiot Trumpkins. They're so freakin' clueless, they will believe ANYTHING, lol.
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10-14-2019, 06:53 PM
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Frito-Lay Changes Color Of Cheetos To Avoid Association With Trump
http://www.breakingburgh.com/frito-l...on-with-trump/
Lol.
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10-18-2019, 03:53 PM
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Giuliani! (Here He Goes Again)
https://youtu.be/upBCQo5bkJc
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10-25-2019, 01:46 PM
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90 degrees at the moment and heading toward 94 later on this afternoon. At least we aren't seeing any of these wildfires nearby but I expect that air quality is going to take hit here in the L.A. Basin. Ohhh, joy.
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10-29-2019, 10:15 AM
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Announcing the death of a terrorist: a real president vs the current illegal occupant of the Oval Office.
https://youtu.be/OsBOWSjOLsE
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10-31-2019, 08:48 PM
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Monster Crash - Brexit Halloween with Jacob Rees-Mogg and the Ghost Tories
https://youtu.be/-j_CxQFziFU
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11-11-2019, 12:56 PM
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TRIBUTE BANDS FOR CONSPIRACY THEORISTS
by TOM RUSSELL and WENDI AARONS
Flat Earth, Wind & Fire
IllumiNaughtyByNature
Fluoride and the Machine
False Black Flag
My Chemical-trails Romance
The Mamas and the Papas Who Don’t Vaccinate Their Kids
Guided By Voices On Fox News
Pizzagato Five
CruëAnon
Run D.N.C. Server
Steely Dossier
Jefferson Airplane Fuel Cannot Melt Steel Beams
The Jonas Birthers
A Tribe Called Question Obama’s Birthplace
Ladysmith Black Helicopters
The Dead Kennedys Assassination Was Done By the CIA
Gang of 4Chan
Unmarked Van Morrison
Simple Minds Control
Deep Purple State
And You Will Know The Clintons By the Trail of Dead
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Epstein Was Definitely Murdered
Soft Cell Security
BenFugazi
Opus Dei and the Knights
Jimmy Hoffa Eats World
Huey Lewis And The Fake News
Men At Work Controlling The Media
They Might Be Giant 400 Lb Guys Sitting On A Bed, Okay?
Bush Did 9/11
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12-04-2019, 12:15 PM
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Someone placed a tiny border wall around Donald Trump's Hollywood Walk of Fame Star
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/ggrMf
Brilliant!
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12-05-2019, 01:40 PM
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LA MALBAIE, CANADA (The Borowitz Report)—Saying that they were “tremendously relieved” that Donald J. Trump is leaving the G-7 summit early, the leaders of France and Canada said on Friday that they had been planning not to tell Trump the location of the G-7 after party.
Speaking to reporters, Emmanuel Macron and Justin Trudeau said that there had been “total consensus” among non-U.S. participants to withhold information about the time, place, and existence of an after party from Trump.
“The plan was, if Trump asked about an after party, we were going to be, like, ‘Ask Angela Merkel,’ ” Macron said. “Angela was going to totally stonewall him.”
Merkel confirmed that she had planned to tell Trump that she “didn’t think anyone was planning to do anything” after the summit and steadfastly to deny “hearing anything” about an after party.
“I would have had no problem lying to him, despite our two countries going way back, to D-Day or whenever,” Merkel said, rolling her eyes.
Trudeau said that the after party will proceed as scheduled when the G-7 concludes, on Saturday, adding, “Now that Trump is out of here, we’ll really have something to celebrate.”
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