Hummers new fuel efficient vehicle

[Grumpy]

Found this elsewhere on the web and laughed my butt off. Enjoy

[Kamakiri]

I bet it would sell, too!

[Sandy G]

Don't laff- Now that The Majickal Negroe has increased the mileage requirements for new cars, that might be considered a "Large, luxury vehicle" in a few years...As a lot of you know, I underwent Bariatric Surgery in Feb to combat my weight problem. It has been VERY successful, I have lost something like 110 lbs, down to 280 or so. They told me I'd prolly get down to 225-200 before I stabilised. I'm STILL gonna be a Big Boy, no matter how you shake it, & I also have good ol' Uncle Arthur (Itis) that makes trying to fold up & fit in one of thease motorised roller skates an exercise in torture. And then you have guys like Our Fearless Leader, Grumpy, who at 6'7" or 8" is even worse off tryin' to fold himself up into one of 'em...What are big, "Economy-sized" people like us gonna do ? There are lots of folks out there who greatly exceed the dimensions of the mythic 5'9", 165 lb "99th percentile" man.....Part of the reason that I hang on to The Mighty Valdez, all 8 MPG of it, is that I can drive it & not feel "crowded" or uncomfortable, I can stretch out. I've tried smaller cars, & yeah, I COULD drive one of 'em for awhile, but eventually, I'd be takin' a saw to the thing to saw a hole in the roof to stick me punkin' head thru...(grin)

[noonereal]

Originally Posted by Sandy G

The Majickal Negroe

Rush would be proud.

[Sandy G]

Originally Posted by noonereal

Rush would be proud.

Hey, I try....Gotta do what you gotta do... What gets me is how ANY & ALL criticism of His Anointedness has been deemed "Racist & Bigotted" by our illustrious lamestream media...Screw 'em...He's a politician, first & foremost, deserving of no more respect than any of the rest of 'em get. The only real media shitstorm he's faced has been the Rev. Wright business, & THAT guy is even more "racist" than I ever thought about being...Where's The Media questioning on the stimulus package that sailed thru Congress w/o so much as a "By your leave"? Or on this ridiculous "Cap'n Trade" nonsense that's gonna drive even more industry away, assuming anybody will be able to AFFORD anything after paying their light bills from here on out ? Or the Health Industry overhaul ? And all these increased/new taxes we're gonna hafta pay for all this good social engineering ? Talk about throwing a cold wet blanket on any hopes of an economic recovery...Any 1st year econ major will tell you that you DON'T increase taxes in a downturn-you CUT them, & that's about the best tonic going for a sick economy...

[noonereal]

Originally Posted by Sandy G

Hey, I try....Gotta do what you gotta do... What gets me is how ANY & ALL criticism of His Anointedness has been deemed "Racist & Bigotted" by our illustrious lamestream media...Screw 'em...He's a politician, first & foremost, deserving of no more respect than any of the rest of 'em get. The only real media shitstorm he's faced has been the Rev. Wright business, & THAT guy is even more "racist" than I ever thought about being...Where's The Media questioning on the stimulus package that sailed thru Congress w/o so much as a "By your leave"? Or on this ridiculous "Cap'n Trade" nonsense that's gonna drive even more industry away, assuming anybody will be able to AFFORD anything after paying their light bills from here on out ? Or the Health Industry overhaul ? And all these increased/new taxes we're gonna hafta pay for all this good social engineering ? Talk about throwing a cold wet blanket on any hopes of an economic recovery...Any 1st year econ major will tell you that you DON'T increase taxes in a downturn-you CUT them, & that's about the best tonic going for a sick economy...

I will agree that Reverend Wright as well as Michelle are racists. (However I think Michelle is cured now that her husband is president) I also believe there is way, way more racism in the black community than there is in the white community.
The white suburban kid today really does seem color blind and is not even aware of the culture of racism many black families won't let go of.
I know this post sounds racist in and of itself but my point is that we all need to recognize that terms like Majickal Negroe probably are not part of the solution but neither side is innocent.

As to the rest of your post, no politician gets a free pass. The belief that he is getting one is a marketing campaign launched by his advisories. Clearly it is working. That's my opinion anyway.

[Brett A]

Originally Posted by Sandy G

...Where's The Media questioning on the stimulus package that sailed thru Congress w/o so much as a "By your leave"?

Maybe the same place they were when the Prince of Darkness was careening us toward the unnecessary, costly, and national-security-diminishing war in Iraq.

I agree, the mainstream media has been the gov't's lapdog for almost ten years now.

[Charles]

Originally Posted by Brett A

Maybe the same place they were when the Prince of Darkness was careening us toward the unnecessary, costly, and national-security-diminishing war in Iraq.

I agree, the mainstream media has been the gov't's lapdog for almost ten years now.

"Prince of darkness" ...you must mean "Shrub".

I get it!!!!!!!!!!

Way doncha lay off the poor bastard. All said and done, he did what needed to be done for the last 20 yrs. We may not be at war with the Islamic extremists, but they by God are at war with us.

Wipe all of that "Party Line" bullshit out of your eyes, we're playing for keeps. They for sure are.

I apologize for for being so candid,

Chas

[Brett A]

Originally Posted by Sandy G

Now that The Majickal Negroe has increased the mileage requirements (...)

Disgusting.
I'm surprised this kind of blatant racism still exists in public

[Sandy G]

Originally Posted by Brett A

Disgusting.
I'm surprised this kind of blatant racism still exists in public

Oh, that wasn't anywhere CLOSE to bein' as "Racist" as I CAN be, Sport...What did I say that was so gawd-awful terrible, in the 1st place ? I DON'T like the wormy SOB, I think he is ruinin' this counrty, drivin' us into debt that our grandchildren's grandchildren won't be able to get out from under...If a REPUBLICAN had run up debt like this, the braying jackasses in the media would never let him live it down, but since this refugee from Chicago rabble-rousin' outfit did it, & he's GASP ! a Negr-erm, African-American, we're not sposed to criticise him in any way, shape or form.....