Obama's War Against The Christians

[bobabode]

Originally Posted by Rex E.

Well...God gave us all free will.....it seems that many no longer would like to purchase what organized religions are trying to sell.

Just the free market...nothing to see here......

Indeed. Even this nominal Methodist would rather hang out on this fine site (or AudioKarma) on my Sundays.

I need to add a codicil to my will, no hypocritical church services when I shuffle off this mortal coil.

[merrylander]

It is in our wills, a cardboard box and into the oven, then put the ashes on the mantel

[bobabode]

Originally Posted by merrylander

It is in our wills, a cardboard box and into the oven, then put the ashes on the mantel

Yep. Us too, Rob.

I think I'll have to add that a case of good bourbon be sent to the following AudioKarma Fest to be drank in my honor or jeers. (If I don't run afoul of the mods over there...) That's probably the only way I'll get a chance to attend one of those shindigs, in spirits.

[piece-itpete]

Oven here too. I told my family to spend the money on the living, Irish wake. They can scatter my ashes if they wish. Maybe over old Republic Steel

That case of hooch is a good idea!

Pete

[BlueStreak]

From the lock-box that contains my will and instructions to follow in the event of life threatening injury or illness;

"If anyone attempts to use artificial life support apparatus or feeding tube type utensils for a term exceeding one month, I will haunt you in the most annoying, yet non-violent manor conceivable for the rest of your days on this planet. If you involve the United States Congress, the Republican Party, any religious institution or individuals such as Sean Hannity or Jesse Jackson, the hauntings will be relentless, merciless and unbelieveably disgusting well into the eternal afterlife.

If you spend more than $1,000 disposing of my carcass, know that I regard this as foolishness and I am looking down upon you from the heavens with brow raised and head shaking."

Dave

[bobabode]

Originally Posted by piece-itpete

Oven here too. I told my family to spend the money on the living, Irish wake. They can scatter my ashes if they wish. Maybe over old Republic Steel

That case of hooch is a good idea!

Pete

Half Van Winkle and half Bushmills then. Cheers!

[Charles]

I've always been impressed with Jimmie Hoffa's burial plan.

Chas

[BlueStreak]

Originally Posted by piece-itpete

Oven here too. I told my family to spend the money on the living, Irish wake. They can scatter my ashes if they wish. Maybe over old Republic Steel

That case of hooch is a good idea!

Pete

I would ask my relatives to scatter my ashes on my favorite places......but it's kinda difficult to sprikle ashes on an internet porn site. Just give them to my sister..........then they'll end up in the vacuum cleaner.

Dave

[BlueStreak]

Originally Posted by Charles

I've always been impressed with Jimmie Hoffa's burial plan.

Chas

Me too. Keep them guessing even after your dead.

Dave

[bobabode]

Morbid curiousity maybe but how about a playlist for the wake?