Political Forums  

Go Back   Political Forums > Politics
Register FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

We appreciate your help

in keeping this site going.
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 10-22-2012, 05:57 PM
Twodogs's Avatar
Twodogs Twodogs is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Cowtown
Posts: 2,460
Canucks

Just about the time you decide they are all nuts, stop listening to anything they say, the brainiac of the country puts out an amazing list about America. There may be hope for them yet.


Subject: TOP-10 "Only In America" Observations ~ by a Canadian:

1) Only in America, could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000.00 a plate campaign fund-raising event.

2) Only in America, could people claim that the government still discriminates against black Americans when they have a black President, a black Attorney General, and roughly 18% of the federal workforce is bla...
ck while only 12% of the population is black.

3) Only in America, could they have had the two people most responsible for our tax code, Timothy Geithner, the head of the Treasury Department and Charles Rangel who once ran the Ways and Means Committee, BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes.

4) Only in America, can they have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.

5) Only in America, would they make people who want to legally become American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege while we discuss letting anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just 'magically' become American citizens.

6) Only in America, could the people who believe in balancing the budget and sticking by the country's Constitution be thought of as "extremists."

7) Only in America, could you need to present a driver's license to cash a check or buy alcohol, but not to vote.

8) Only in America, could people demand the government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas went up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. oil company (Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company making tennis shoes (Nike).

9) Only in America, could the government collect more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded history,still spend a Trillion dollars more than it has per year - for total spending of $7-Million PER MINUTE, and complain that it doesn't have nearly enough money.

10) Only in America, could the rich people - who pay 86% of all income taxes - be accused of not paying their "fair share" by people who don't pay any income taxes at all.
__________________
"The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed at times, with the blood of Tyrants."
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 10-22-2012, 06:18 PM
JJIII's Avatar
JJIII JJIII is offline
AKA Sister Mary JJ
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Upper East Tennessee
Posts: 5,897
It's a wonderful thing, yes?
__________________
"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please." (Mark Twain)
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 10-22-2012, 06:19 PM
d-ray657's Avatar
d-ray657 d-ray657 is offline
Loyal Opposition
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Johnson County, Kansas
Posts: 14,401
So Faux news makes it to Canada too.

Regards,

D-Ray
__________________
Then I'll get on my knees and pray,
We won't get fooled again; Don't get fooled again
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 10-22-2012, 06:49 PM
Boreas's Avatar
Boreas Boreas is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Sonoma County, CA
Posts: 20,496
Quote:
Originally Posted by d-ray657 View Post
So Faux news makes it to Canada too.

Regards,

D-Ray
It wasn't written by a Canadian. For starters, they're not that stupid and then a careful reading turns up things like this:

"3) Only in America, could they have had the two people most responsible for our tax code.............."

Bet you didn't know Tim Geithner and Barney Frank wrote the Canadian tax code. (Of course, they didn't write our tax code either.)

John
__________________
Smoke me a kipper. I'll be back for breakfast.
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 10-22-2012, 06:53 PM
finnbow's Avatar
finnbow finnbow is online now
Reformed Know-Nothing
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: MoCo, MD
Posts: 25,908
More BS Teabagger propaganda.
__________________
As long as the roots are not severed, all will be well in the garden.
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 10-22-2012, 07:12 PM
Twodogs's Avatar
Twodogs Twodogs is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Cowtown
Posts: 2,460
Take it for what it is fellers, facts.

I can believe though that a Canuck didn't write it. It didn't have any free health care or magical gay unicorns in the text.
__________________
"The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed at times, with the blood of Tyrants."
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 10-22-2012, 07:33 PM
icenine's Avatar
icenine icenine is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: San Diego via Vermilion Ohio and Points Between
Posts: 11,538
Only in America could a 50 year old man who has been paying for his Medicare for the last 30 years of his working life go ahead and vote for a President and Vice President who wants to take his medicare and turn it into a voucher program. Got an extra $6000 a year brother?
__________________
Never was there a time when I did not exist, nor you, nor in the future shall any of us cease to be.
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 10-22-2012, 08:36 PM
CarlV's Avatar
CarlV CarlV is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: SF east bay
Posts: 4,455
Lol, so I just Googled "TOP-10 "Only In America" Observations"

https://www.google.com/search?q=TOP-...ient=firefox-a

About 58,800 results


Carl
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 10-22-2012, 08:48 PM
bobabode's Avatar
bobabode bobabode is offline
Admin
 
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Behind the Orange Curtain in California
Posts: 37,222
Quote:
Originally Posted by CarlV View Post
Lol, so I just Googled "TOP-10 "Only In America" Observations"

https://www.google.com/search?q=TOP-...ient=firefox-a

About 58,800 results


Carl
Larry The Cable Guy? ROTFLMAO....

Bwaaaaaaaaaaahaaahaaaaa, what a fecking joke-Jay.....
__________________
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
- Mr. Underhill
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 10-23-2012, 06:51 AM
merrylander's Avatar
merrylander merrylander is offline
Resident octogenarian
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Maryland
Posts: 20,860
I know it is pure BS simply because point 5 is false. I cme into the country on an H1B visa, the green card hearing after Florence and I married cost me $1200 for an immigration lawyer and getting citizenship cost exactly $0.00. Tens of thousands my arse.
__________________
Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people.
Eleanor Roosevelt
Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 07:35 AM.



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.6
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.