It was the QUEERS!

[BlueStreak]

Okay, so your in a place that's a tad more extreme, but not by much. Perhaps it's just a difference in Northern vs. Southern culture. No "Serpent Handlers" back home, but plenty of tobacca chewing tough guys in ratty pickups with loaded gunracks, who will show you the way out if they think your presence spells trouble. And it will if they "Don't like the looks of ya."

Dave

[Zeke]

Originally Posted by BlueStreak

Or hanging pearls on a pig.

Dave

Or, a personal favorite, "swatting a fly with a Buick."