It was the QUEERS!

[BlueStreak]

This is about a year old, but it's still relevant because it show the mentality of some people....................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63vhtfUHtbY&NR=1

Apparently, America is being punished by the Lord Almighty
because we have homosexuals among us, and we fail to
abuse them sufficiently. Perhaps Wall Street needs to set up a
"Sodomy Index", wherein we track the size and activities of the gay community and
invest accordingly. A downward trend in sodomous behavior---BUY!
More fudge packin' goin' on---SELL!

"If you want to rebuild the economy, open your Bible and pray."

Wow! How come I didn't think of that sooner? (Smacks forehead.)
We all know how that fixes EVERYTHING. Geez. Alright. I'll get busy on that...................................let's see, where did I put it..............
Arrgghh, Americas fate hangs in the balance, and I'm lettin' everyone down
with my slovenly housekeeping..........

Dave

[BlueStreak]

I'm straight east of you, Sandy. I live two miles from Pat Robertsons cult compound. (Oh, pardon me, "CBN" and "Regent University".) Soooooo.......................

Dave

P.s. I pretty much DON'T like AM radio anywhere.

[Boreas]

Originally Posted by Sandy G

These byrds 'round here make Pat look erudite & urbane. Most of 'em have no conception of the theories of broadcasting, so to PROPERLY get out the Word of Jayzus-AMEN !- you gotta turn all them little dial thingies on that transmitter thingamabob over yonder up as far as they'll go...And since they know nothing about GROUNDING, Reverend Clapsuddle's broadcasts often as not have delightful 60-Hz HUMMMMMMMMMMM accompanying them...But it kinda drowns out, a little bit anyway, the Southern Gospel quartet the good Reverend has w/him...

Best be keerful there, Sandy. Some of my people is Clapsuddleses.

John

[BlueStreak]

Originally Posted by Sandy G

These byrds 'round here make Pat look erudite & urbane. Most of 'em have no conception of the theories of broadcasting, so to PROPERLY get out the Word of Jayzus-AMEN !- you gotta turn all them little dial thingies on that transmitter thingamabob over yonder up as far as they'll go...And since they know nothing about GROUNDING, Reverend Clapsuddle's broadcasts often as not have delightful 60-Hz HUMMMMMMMMMMM accompanying them...But it kinda drowns out, a little bit anyway, the Southern Gospel quartet the good Reverend has w/him...

Could be you're right.

[JJIII]

Kind of like driving to McDonalds in a Rolls-Royce.

[d-ray657]

Originally Posted by JJIII

Kind of like driving to McDonalds in a Rolls-Royce.

You do have a way with analogies, sir.

Regards,

D-Ray

[noonereal]

Originally Posted by Sandy G

You WOULDN'T like AM radio down here...Lotsa rabid fundamentalists spewing forth w/hellfar 'n' brimstone only slightly less vehement than that constantly.

When I hear that crap on the radio I just get depressed realizing how many dolts there are listening to that trash.

[BlueStreak]

Originally Posted by JJIII

Kind of like driving to McDonalds in a Rolls-Royce.

Or hanging pearls on a pig.

Dave

[BlueStreak]

Originally Posted by noonereal

When I hear that crap on the radio I just get depressed realizing how many dolts there are listening to that trash.

Tens of millions, apparently..........................

Dave

[BlueStreak]

Hmmmm? Sounds like my hometown..............

Are they prone to usin' the word "outsiders" to describe anyone who, "...aint from around here..."?

Dave