It's friday.

[Chicks]

Randy Rainbow
3m ·
I’ve had pizza for dinner every night this week and now my pants have fraudulently become too small to fit me. I have filed law suits in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, Italy, my mouth, and my pants.

[donquixote99]

Originally Posted by Chicks

Randy Rainbow
3m ·
I’ve had pizza for dinner every night this week and now my pants have fraudulently become too small to fit me. I have filed law suits in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, Italy, my mouth, and my pants.

Pizza is what one eats on election night as one watches the returns come in. If the returns keep coming, the pizzas keep coming. That's science, I say.

Might as well sue gravity.

[Pio1980]

Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio are walking along.

They see a sign: "Contest for World's Most Beautiful Woman." Snow White goes in, later comes out smiling, wearing a crown.

They walk along and see another sign: "Contest for World's Strongest Man." Superman goes in, later comes out smiling, wearing the belt.

They walk along and see a sign: "Contest for World's Greatest Liar." Pinocchio says "I've got this!", goes in, later comes out with his head down crying.

"Who the hell is Donald Trump?" He sobs.

[Chicks]

Mekka *My Mask Protects You* Okereke @mekkaokereke

I applaud the people brave enough to leave the Trump administration now. It takes courage.

After airline flights, I too have been known to unbuckle my seatbelt moments before the aircraft has "come to a complete stop," so I have experienced this level of courage first hand.

10:58 AM · Jan 7, 2021·Twitter for Android

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ROFLMAO

[Chicks]

John Barron @barronjohn1946

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

4:00 PM · Jan 8, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

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LOL

[Chicks]

Tim Miller @TimMistweeting

Trump’s been banned from so many platforms now that his iPhone has effectively become a Nokia 3310

10:00 AM · Jan 9, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

[Chicks]

Trump Alert @TrumpsAlert

MELANIATRUMP appears to no longer follow @realDonaldTrump. (This bot cannot tell if this was an unfollow, suspension or block.)

6:30 AM · Jan 10, 2021·Trump Track

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Just a guess: suspension - for life. ROFL.

[donquixote99]

A mob of the MAGA persuasion,
Conducted a Capitol invasion,
Though many were armed,
They departed unharmed,
And that's how you know they're Caucasian.

--matthewr

[Chicks]

So Long, Farewell - Jan 20, 2021 Version

https://youtu.be/B7kCqrlwDtU

[icenine]

It is Friday and I'm drinking E&J Brandy.
Just bought a Kala U-bass...