Uh huh. Just as I thought.
You do nothing.
My neighbor is just like that. "The engine of the economy.", he calls himself.
He has a boat, that only sees water when it rains.....or he pisses himself in it. He sit's in the boat, with a cooler full of beer and a fishing pole, getting drunk and casting into the street. Twice, I've had to help his wife get his drunken ass into the house. Which isn't easy, 'cuz fat ass must weigh 350lbs now.
Must be all of that hard work........