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Old 07-20-2012, 10:34 AM
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One more pearls:

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Old 07-20-2012, 10:54 AM
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That's what happens when you let lawyers on the comics pages.

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Old 07-20-2012, 11:00 AM
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We need some lawyer jokes

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Old 07-20-2012, 11:09 AM
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Old 07-20-2012, 11:22 AM
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What's the difference between when a car hits a snake and a car hits a lawyer?

Before it hits the snake, there are skid-marks.

The young wall street lawyer sends a text message to the senior partner: "Justice has prevailed"

The senior partner responds: "Appeal immediately."

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Old 07-20-2012, 11:45 AM
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LOL! Love the appeal

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Old 07-27-2012, 08:32 AM
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Old 07-27-2012, 08:33 AM
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Love this one.

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