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Old 01-09-2021, 10:17 AM
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Needs a Joke Thread

You need a joke thread, something people can go to and get a laugh. They could be political jokes or just regular dirty jokes.

Here's my first contribution:

A young guy goes to the Job Center in Charleston, West Virginia, and sees a flyer advertising for a Gynecologist’s Assistant at a Soothing Approach Gynecology Center. Interested, he wants to learn more. “Can you give me some more details?” he asks the clerk.
The clerk pulls up a file and says, “The job entails helping ladies get ready for the gynecologist in a soothing and relaxing manner. You have to help them out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off any hair, then rub in soothing oils so they’re ready for the gynecologist’s examination. There’s an annual salary of $55 thousand, but you’re going to have to go to Charlotte, North Carolina. That’s about 250 miles from here.”
“Oh, is that where the job is?” the young man asks.
“No, sir. That’s where the end of the line is right now."
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Old 01-09-2021, 12:13 PM
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There's already a joke thread, called "It's Friday". All of your ignorant posts thus far have been pretty amusing, tho. Hard to imagine someone so fucking ill-informed, but here you are.
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Old 01-09-2021, 02:05 PM
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Oh great, one of T'rump's 86th Incel Brigade is here to set us on the path of righteousness.
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Old 01-09-2021, 02:09 PM
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I've had enough of the jokes the last five years.

All bad ones to the core!
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