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Old 05-21-2010, 04:36 PM
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It's Friday, ya Bastards ! Bounce Your Boobies ! (W/apologies to Randi Rhodes & Rusty Warren...)
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Old 05-21-2010, 05:35 PM
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It's Friday, ya Bastards ! Bounce Your Boobies ! (W/apologies to Randi Rhodes & Rusty Warren...)
Sad thing is, growing old and overweight is making this a possibility for me!!!

Good thing is, I'm no longer as vain as I once was!!!

If ya got it, flaunt it...even if it is disgusting!!!

Time for me to cook the pig,

Chas
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Old 05-21-2010, 06:05 PM
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On Friday's I have traditionally stopped at the titty bar to see YOUNG LADIES do this very thing.
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Old 05-21-2010, 09:16 PM
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Go to YouTube & type in Randy Rhodes, or Rusty Warren or "Its Friday, Ya Bastards" & get a chuckle..
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Old 05-27-2010, 09:20 AM
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I've got tomorrow off, it's friday for me

A burglar broke into a house one Christmas night looking for presents when the family was not home. He shined his flashlight around, looking, when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more , after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. 'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?' 'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

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Old 05-27-2010, 02:03 PM
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So Pete, ever think of taking your stuff to the Catskills?

Regards,

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Old 06-04-2010, 10:38 AM
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I'll take the credit - in the words of Lehrer,

'Plagiarize!
Let no one else's work evade your eyes,
Remember why the good Lord made your eyes,
So don't shade your eyes,
But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize!'



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A bather whose clothing was strewed,
By winds that left her quite nude,
Saw a man come along,
And unless we are wrong,
You expected this line to be lewd.

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