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04-07-2012, 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Charles
One thing about Ma Thumb and her four daughters.
They'll get up and fetch you another beer and a sandwich without making you snuggle and talk about mindless bullshit for another 45 minutes.
Which reminds me of the old joke about the perfect woman.
About waist high, doesn't have any teeth, and has a flat spot on her head so you have a place to sit your drink.
I've never told my wife that one.
I ain't THAT stupid.
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Thank God for ma left hand--I've always got some strange on the other side of town.
I told my mother that joke 'bout twenty years ago. My ears are still ringin'.
Dave
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04-08-2012, 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by BlueStreak
Thank God for ma left hand--I've always got some strange on the other side of town.
I told my mother that joke 'bout twenty years ago. My ears are still ringin'.
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Your mother could laugh that loud???
Chas
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04-08-2012, 05:27 PM
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Your mother could laugh that loud???
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No, she could HIT that hard, praise Jesus. Spare the rod and all that.........
Dave
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04-07-2012, 03:23 PM
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LOL!
Now I'm accusing you of being heartless and an environmental nazi
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04-07-2012, 03:25 PM
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This thread did remind me I need to got listen to that great Allison Kraus & Union Station album "Lonely Runs Both Ways" for the damn reference
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04-07-2012, 06:31 PM
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I guess I have that King Midas in reverse thing goin' on. I can't wait till I get to the Hoover Dam story.
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04-07-2012, 09:09 PM
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And while I'm disparaging women.
Q: Do you know why women have legs?"
A: So that they don't leave a trail on the ground like a slug."
I've never told my wife THAT one either.
Chas
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04-07-2012, 09:11 PM
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BTW, my apologizies to any members of the fairer sex present.
It's only a joke!!!
Chas
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04-07-2012, 09:58 PM
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Lol!
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Last edited by Rex E.; 04-07-2012 at 10:10 PM.
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04-07-2012, 10:04 PM
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New meaning to the phrase, "Know thyself"-eh?
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