No Aliens Have Ever Visited

[catswiththum]

If they had, they would have immediately determined we are too stupid to be of any use and disposed of us quickly - to wit:

PAMPLONA, Spain (AP) -- Two Americans and a Briton were gored and eight other people were injured Tuesday as thousands of daredevils dashed alongside fighting bulls through the streets of Pamplona on the first bull run of the annual San Fermin festival, organizers said.

Mike Webster, a 38-year-old occupational therapist from Gainesville, Florida, was gored as he ran with the bulls in Pamplona for the 38th time in 11 years.

[Boreas]

Originally Posted by catswiththum

If they had, they would have immediately determined we are too stupid to be of any use and disposed of us quickly - to wit:

PAMPLONA, Spain (AP) -- Two Americans and a Briton were gored and eight other people were injured Tuesday as thousands of daredevils dashed alongside fighting bulls through the streets of Pamplona on the first bull run of the annual San Fermin festival, organizers said.

Mike Webster, a 38-year-old occupational therapist from Gainesville, Florida, was gored as he ran with the bulls in Pamplona for the 38th time in 11 years.

"Florida man........"

[catswiththum]

Originally Posted by Boreas

"Florida man........"

Mr. Joad in 3 . . . 2 . . .

[Tom Joad]

Originally Posted by catswiththum

Mr. Joad in 3 . . . 2 . . .

What do you want me to say?

Florida has more than it's share of fucking idiots.

[catswiththum]

Originally Posted by Tom Joad

What do you want me to say?

Florida has more than it's share of fucking idiots.

We have you beat:

NORTH CHARLESTON (AP)She sure didn't have a peaceful easy feeling.

Vernett Bader, 54, is accused of stabbing her live-in ex-boyfriend Monday night because he wouldn't stop listening to The Eagles at their North Charleston, S.C. residence, according to ABC News 4.

Police say Bader was watching TV with the man's brother and told her 64-year-old ex to turn his music off. The ex responded by telling her to "shut up" and took her tolerance to the limit by continuing to play the classic rock tunes.

Apparently not one to take it easy, Bader then allegedly grabbed a bread knife and started swinging it at the man. He told police by the time he managed to get the knife away from her, the desperado was already gone, headed to the kitchen to get another, the Post and Courier reported. The victim locked himself in the bathroom to get away from her.

[Tom Joad]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKNgd9pGgnE