I once got into a fist-fight over a snowball. My best friend hit me in the face with a snowball and broke my glasses, so I hit him in the face with my fists and broke his nose.
It was a weird friendship, I loved him like a brother, but we were constantly injuring each other. He hit me in the ribs with a claw hammer, I set his hair on fire, he throws a beer bottle at me and cuts my leg open, so I nail him in the arm with a handfull of darts...........You get the picture, it's "Jackass" 1970's style.
Thirty years have passed and we still talk.
We stopped hurting each other decades ago.
Now I'm Godfather to his twins.
He's a Bible thumper now, and his kids think I'm
a really nice guy.
They should have seen us
when we were 16 and stoned.
Dave
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"When the lie is so big and the fog so thick, the Republican trick can play out again....."-------Frank Zappa
Last edited by BlueStreak; 12-22-2009 at 12:10 AM.
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