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Old 01-10-2019, 08:09 AM
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Pence desperately trying not to become aroused...



Rumor has it that Mike spent 11 hours in the confessional immediately after the swearing in.

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Old 01-10-2019, 10:13 AM
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Lol, spit it out DQ!
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Old 01-10-2019, 01:39 PM
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I'll tell the truth. I was getting catty based on the swearee's appearance, not realizing she was a Democrat from Arizona. When I found out, I still thought she doesn't look like just what one expects of a senator, as far as level of formality and stuff, but I was less willing to make merry about it....

It may be that I am out-of-touch with women's professional fashions these days.
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Old 01-11-2019, 07:36 AM
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I can't tell you how many times I've typed a response only to look at it for a minute and backspace myself out of ???.
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The Veep should ask his doctor if Bonerono is right for him, safe and effective when used in a prescribed manner.
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(Bonerono may turn you into a sex maniac or cause death. Discontinue use and consult your doctor if these symptoms occur.)
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Old 01-11-2019, 04:10 PM
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Rumor has it that Mike spent 11 hours in the confessional immediately after the swearing in.
Immediately followed up by some serious scourging and self flagellation.
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Immediately followed up by some serious scourging and self flagellation.
Kyrsten Sinema is openly bi-sexual. Pence is probably having an identity crisis after lusting in his heart over an AC/DC gal.
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Kyrsten Sinema is openly bi-sexual. Pence is probably having an identity crisis after lusting in his heart over an AC/DC gal.
Oh my. Arizona sure ain't what it used to be. ROTFLMAO.
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