Favorite quotes! So, whatcha got?

[Rex E.]

"They were hiring that day. The brothers came with guns; they left with jobs. Oh, yes, whitey is very tricky"
Kalinga

[Rex E.]

"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."
Major T. J. "King" Kong

[bobabode]

"Stop with the negative waves, Moriarty" and "Woof,woof, woof , woof." Oddball in Kelly's Heroes.

[Rex E.]

"Huh? I am not a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends, and... uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi..."
Navin R. Johnson

[Rex E.]

"That's what being a Protestant's all about. That's why it's the church for me. That's why it's the church for anyone who respects the individual and the individual's right to decide for him or herself. When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in fifteen-seventeen, he may not have realised the full significance of what he was doing, but four hundred years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas..."
Harry Blackitt

[d-ray657]

"She blew my nose and then she blew my mind."

M. Jagger & K. Richard.

Regards,

D-Ray

[BlueStreak]

"If you try any sexual preversions in there, I'll blow your head off."

[Boreas]

Originally Posted by BlueStreak

"If you try any sexual preversions in there, I'll blow your head off."

Ah! Col. "Bat" Guano! to Gp. Capt. Lionel Mandrake!

John

[Boreas]

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"
-- Pres. Merkin Muffley

John

[beej]

Gentlemen, tomorrow we attack. If we are not victorious, let no one come back alive. - George Patton. A favorite not so much as a consequence of the sentiment but more that there are few quotes which so succinctly portray the speaker's message.