Here kiddies, have some

[piece-itpete]

cookies.

http://thestir.cafemom.com/in_the_ne..._cookies_class

I know, unverified, but still.

Pete

[MrPots]

Well, you do have the goodness of a picture of a vagina cookie with red/white and blue pubes.....

I'd bet the real issue is sexual inequality. Where were the penis cookies?

[Ike Bana]

Originally Posted by piece-itpete

cookies.

http://thestir.cafemom.com/in_the_ne..._cookies_class

I know, unverified, but still.

Pete

Next we'll get the mom from Wichita who brings in chocolate cookies in the shape of a Charter Arms .22 revolver. The teacher will say, "no", it'll go viral on the web, and we'll have the NRA calling the NEA a bunch of communists, and Ted Cruz screaming that it's way past time for school vouchers.

[Wasillaguy]

Reminds me of a joke my Grandpa told me many years ago, rest his soul.

Horny woman is checking out at the supermarket and the bag boy catches her eye. As he's carrying her bags out to the parking area, she leans in close and whispers "I've got an itchy cookie".
The bag boy says "You're gonna have to point it out to me lady, all those Japanese cars look the same".

What made it twice as funny, was that I'm pretty sure the line was supposed to be "itchy pussy", but old Gramps messed it up.
I laughed until I cried.

[Ike Bana]

Maude and Fred run into each other at the retirement home cafeteria...

Maude leans over and whispers, "Hey Fred, if I can tell you how old you are, will you let me put my hand in your pants after lunch?"

Fred, "Uh...sure!."

Maude, "87"

Fred, "You're right! How'd you do that?"

Maude, "You told me yesterday."