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08-06-2010, 12:46 AM
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Information about Gonorrhea Lectim
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced 'gonna re-elect 'em,' and it is a terrible obamanation.
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008 but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1 - 2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.
It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again, otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.
Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.
Please pass this important message on to all those bright folks you really care about.
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08-06-2010, 12:57 AM
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha..............
Dave
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08-06-2010, 01:02 AM
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I guess they've been putting acid in the tea.
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D-Ray
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08-06-2010, 04:42 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by skippy_ps
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced 'gonna re-elect 'em,' and it is a terrible obamanation.
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008 but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1 - 2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.
It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again, otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.
Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.
Please pass this important message on to all those bright folks you really care about.
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this is the greatest post ever i freaking love it ha ha ha !!!
BTW the local arts district is using my tax $$$ to paint a 12'x10' stalin style protrait of the failure right outside our back porch. that way we get to see ears everyday when im drinking my coffee.
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Last edited by stereocuuple; 08-06-2010 at 04:46 AM.
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08-06-2010, 08:46 AM
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I think Gonorrhea Lectim results from having played with some bad Bush for eight years.
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08-06-2010, 11:10 AM
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Quote:
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I think Gonorrhea Lectim results from having played with some bad Bush for eight years.
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i cant disagree however you cant leave out MTV and oprah who better to tell you who to vote for. if it was not for these guys what would the kids do.
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08-06-2010, 11:20 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by finnbow
I think Gonorrhea Lectim results from having played with some bad Bush for eight years.
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Bam! And it's going..... going..... GONE! Outta the park lol.
Pete
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08-06-2010, 11:57 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by finnbow
I think Gonorrhea Lectim results from having played with some bad Bush for eight years.
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My first post was sarcasm. This is not; Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha....
Dave
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