Testing 1, 2, 3.

[Tom Joad]

The Horrifying Stereotype Test

I tested out as a "Guido".

http://www.okcupid.com/results/the-h..._gay=0#sharing

Guido

You Are What You Are Yes, the brutish macho posturing is sexy, but everyone sneers at your combination of stupidity and violence. Also, please lay off the cologne.

[Tom Joad]

http://www.okcupid.com/results/the-w...ty=5&fromCGI=1

These can be fun for shits and grins.

The What is Your Spirit Animal Test

Results

Here's your results! Your spirit animal has a Nobility ranking of 5 out of 18.
Your spirit animal is the snake. It is generally considered the highest of the ignoble spirits. Snakes are cold-blooded creatures, and nothing but venom comes out of their mouth. Legends have often depicted the snake as wise, but as guardians they are only drawn to people who are cold-spirited and generally unwise. These guardians are quite rare.

***Wondering how this animal was chosen for you? These questions were carefully thought out to see how important you hold certain virtues such as: humanism, self-knowledge, rationalism, the love of freedom and other somewhat Hellenic ideals. Some of the questions were very subtle. Your score was then matched with an animal of corresponding nobility.

[Tom Joad]

Next, the are you a Sociopath test

http://www.okcupid.com/results/the-a...y=53&fromCGI=1

Your result for The Are You A Sociopath? Test ...
Healthy

Egad! You're 34% sociopathic!

Good job! You're within the normal range for the typical human being. As far as sociopathy goes, at least. You might still be clinically depressed, schizophrenic, borderline, obsessive-compulsive or have AIDS. I didn't make tests for those, though.
I should mention now that this test is inherently flawed, due to the fact that someone who was a true sociopath or psychopath would not be telling the truth on an online test.

[piece-itpete]

LMAO that's awesome! Do you have to sign in to take the tests?

Pete

[Tom Joad]

http://www.okcupid.com/results/the-n...ar_geekosity=4

Your result for The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test ...
Pure Nerd

61 % Nerd, 17% Geek, 48% Dork

http://www.okcupid.com/results/the-n...ar_geekosity=4

[Tom Joad]

Originally Posted by piece-itpete

LMAO that's awesome! Do you have to sign in to take the tests?

Pete

I didn't

[Tom Joad]

So far the results seem pretty accurate to me.

That being said I think these tests and the asshole that made them up are full of shit.

That being said, I think I'll take a few more.

http://www.okcupid.com/results/which...&var_Kennedy=1

Which Supreme Court Justice Are You Test

Results


You are Justice David Souter

You agreed with Souter 64% of the time.