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[donquixote99]

Are Republicans humans?
Exobiologists have long held that Republicans are aliens from outer space disguised as humans.
You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to understand that the science is settled. Republicans don’t care about humans. They can’t themselves be humans.
Nor do Republicans demonstrate that they possess the defining characteristic of human beings. The exobiologists point out that the definition of “man” is “a rational animal.” They emphasize that the specific difference that separates humans from every other species in the animal genus is the use of reason.
Republicans don’t use reason, which is evident from what they call “truth.” For Republicans truth is not based on either facts or reason. Instead is based on anything they can use to attain power.
To not use the highest human faculty provides proof that Republicans are not humans.
The jury is still out, however, on whether Republicans are aliens from outer space or if they represent a sub-human species that resulted from a yet-to-be-explained “accident” in the evolutionary process that accounts for life on Earth, as opposed to extraterrestrial life.

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[RickeyM]

Originally Posted by donquixote99

Are Republicans humans?
Exobiologists have long held that Republicans are aliens from outer space disguised as humans.

Invasion Of The Body Snatchers? More like an earth born infection that started in small and grew. Or like a cancer that grew unnoticed until it metastasized, not showing symptoms until it began taking over the host.