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Old 07-09-2012, 11:01 AM
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Old 07-13-2012, 06:58 AM
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Warning! N S F W!

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Old 07-13-2012, 10:47 AM
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Old 07-13-2012, 10:50 AM
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Old 07-13-2012, 01:39 PM
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Old 07-20-2012, 09:46 AM
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Oldies but goodies?

Coca Cola announced today that, starting immediately, all cans of soda destined for Palm Beach County, Florida will be clearly stamped on the bottom "OPEN AT OTHER END!"

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The Florida Department of Transportation has finally come up with a reason for all the intersection accidents in Palm Beach County, Florida. No one knows what the arrows mean!

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Newly released statistic: 87% of the 'blue hairs' in Palm Beach County, Florida used to be blondes.

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A recount has been ordered of all bingo card winnings over the past five years in Palm Beach County, Florida.

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It was a simple mistake in Palm Beach County, Florida. After all, the names 'Gore and Buchanan' look almost exactly alike when printed out.

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There is already a book out called "Voting For Dummies". In order for it to sell in Palm Beach County, Florida, they'll have to first teach most of the people to read.

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Everyone in Palm Beach County, Florida Believes in the Ten Commandments.
but 78% of them also believe you can choose five of them.

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Doctor's have discovered the problem with Palm Beach County, Florida voters.
68% of them are dyslexic. They thought the word "vote" was "veto".

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The problem with the ballot in Palm Beach County, Florida stems from the fact that it is largely a retirement area. 77% of the retirees use to be lawyers.
That's the segment who asked for another chance to vote... they thought they were filing an appeal.

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Old 07-20-2012, 10:26 AM
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For some reason 'no' is killing me

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