"BTW, your post shows an utter ignorance on the whole issue. I don't know where you got that end times meme from or what that has to do with anything here. Nobody knows when he's returning."
Utter ignorance? Are you doing ad hom? And I already answered that. He's not coming back. Ever. No matter what the Bible says. And I was exactly correct. There are plenty of both lay and ministers who are foreseeing signs that the end times are near, and they can show it by reference to the Book of Revelation. And it's been like that for 2000 years, every generation has lots of people who are claiming that the end times are near.
"And not to put too fine a point on it, but he satisfied over 300 prophesies and yet not a single person on the entire planet knew who he was. This includes those that walked with him and received direct teaching from him for over three years."
Yes, apologists have spent a lot of time backing in the prophesies to make the claim that they apply to Jesus. They probably apply to a lot of people, actually.
"They all got it wrong - until AFTER his death and resurrection."
And the brand new Christians expected him to come back fairly immediately after the Resurrection and it didn't happen then and it hasn't happened for 2000 years, etc.
And the Bible has, as you know, at least three DIFFERENT versions of the Resurrection that have some major differences between them, such as the earthquake that appeared in one story but not in the others, the time that the women arrived, etc etc etc. And thus the Bible cannot be defined as "truth" because obviously the details in some or all of the stories are simply not true.
For a more detailed explanation of the differences:
https://www.patheos.com/blogs/crosse...ion-account-3/
A more likely scenario is that there were grave robbers. The Jews may have robbed the grave to keep the Christians from using the body as an icon. The Christians may have robbed the grave to keep the Jews from having access. Or maybe it was just common thief grave robbers. For more info:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stolen_body_hypothesis