You're really something. You tell the members what to do, you tell the management what to do. You tell everybody what to do...everybody but you. Too bad you're such an abysmal failure at self-direction, you might have had a half-assed chance at human being status.
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I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
- Mr. Underhill