I've never married because that's all I do is lust after them. So many to choose from, all different sizes, shapes colors and types. Having one just makes me want another, and another. They're like candy bars to me. You don't marry a candy bar, you eat it and move on. Gaw! I'm a pig.
It's becoming pathetic, because;
Now, I'm getting old. Guess it's time to book a flight..........................
Dave