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#1
08-21-2012, 09:01 AM
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I'm voting for Romney
Because I feel sorry for Americas wealthy and deeply ashamed of myself for supporting programs and institutions that run counter to the Godly and righteous tenets of Plutocracy and Randian philosophy. For far too long, we have oppressed our denizens of gated communities and exclusive country clubs. We have thoughtlessly denied them their constitutional right to low wages, unquestioning servitude and tax free living.
SHAME! Shame on us for expecting these poor dears to contribute any more to society than grabs their fancy. After all they owe us nothing, we're just a bunch of knuckle dragging slobs, organic machines who have been far too uppity in recent decades. We've forgotten that our place is on the floor, scarfing up table scraps like good little doggies. And our duty is to drop dead before we've outlived our usefullness. At this time I would like to propose the establishment of a new charity; The Poor Little Rich Bitch Foundation, in which concerned citizens can contribute cash, canned goods, free labor and used clothing to be distributed in Americas wealthiest neighborhoods. Time to get patriotic, folks! Time to show our financial elite that we're sorry for all of the tyranny we have visited upon them. Cut a billionaires grass to show you care. Change his kids shitty diapers. Walk his dog. Maybe iron his underpants? Contribute in any way you can. But, please contribute generously. But most importantly, vote the self-serving corporate oligarch into office. The future of Americas children depends upon it.  Dave
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"When the lie is so big and the fog so thick, the Republican trick can play out again....."-------Frank Zappa Last edited by BlueStreak; 08-21-2012 at 09:42 AM. 
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#2
08-21-2012, 10:05 AM
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+1! I think I will vote for Romney too....we do not need Medicare either now that I think about it. I guess the Medicare taxes I have been paying can go for the tax cuts Romney and his friends need. I mean the Tea Party has been around since 2010, and Medicare has been around 50 years....guess I'll bet on the Tea Party, duh. I mean they are so right about so many issues...thank God I watch Fox news. Romney and Ryan are two white guys that really have their shit together....
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08-21-2012, 10:45 AM
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Quote:
Dave
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"When the lie is so big and the fog so thick, the Republican trick can play out again....."-------Frank Zappa
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#5
08-21-2012, 01:00 PM
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Not me - I'm voting for Obama so I can feel good about screwing the poor
 Pete
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08-21-2012, 01:31 PM
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Never was there a time when I did not exist, nor you, nor in the future shall any of us cease to be.
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08-21-2012, 01:32 PM
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LOL! Any port in a storm?
 Pete
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#8
08-21-2012, 01:36 PM
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Yeah, Pete. I'm preparing an affidavit, wherein you will swear that you have honored your commitment to save us from the robber barons with a vote for Obama.
Regards, D-Ray
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Then I'll get on my knees and pray, We won't get fooled again; Don't get fooled again
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