Every time I see Jay's user name in here all I can think of is the old Indian joke.
A small Indian brave walks up to his grandfather and asks:
"Grandfather, how do we Indians get our names?"
"Well my son, after the medicine man delivers the baby, he looks out of
the tee-pee, and whatever he sees is the name of the baby.
For instance, your father was born right at sunrise, thus his name
is Rising Sun. When your sister was born the medicine man saw some
deer running, thus her name is Running Deer."
"Oh," said the boy.
"Why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking ?"
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Last edited by mpholland; 03-27-2013 at 08:28 PM.
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