Post subject: Voir Dire from the Martin Shkreli Tria

[Ike Bana]

Highlights from juror pool interviews:

Juror no. 1: I’m aware of the defendant and I hate him.
Juror no. 1: I think he’s a greedy little man.

Juror no. 144: I don’t think I can because he kind of looks like a dick.

Juror no. 10: The only thing I’d be impartial about is what prison this guy goes to.

Juror no. 28: I don’t like this person at all.
Juror no. 28: Is he stupid or greedy? I can’t understand.

Juror no. 59: And he disrespected the Wu-Tang Clan.

I just can’t understand why he would be so stupid as to take an antibiotic which H.I.V. people need and jack it up five thousand percent. I would honestly, like, seriously like to go over there—” “Sir, thank you,” the judge interrupted, presumably to protect the potential juror from drawing charges of his own for threatening the defendant.