Christmas.

[piece-itpete]

One of my favorites, I've sung it on occasion at parties:

You Know Hitler And Caesar And Agnew And Nixon
Stalin And Lenin And David The Clansman
But Do You Recall
The Most Famous Politician Of All



Teddy the red-nosed senator
Had a very shiny car
And if you ever saw it
You were probably at a bar.

All of the other senators
Wondered how he got his dames
They thought he drank too many
To play in any bedroom games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say:
"Teddy with your nose so red,
Won't you help me guide my sled?"

That's how the police found them
Wrapped around a maple tree
Teddy the red-nosed senator
He's a drunken S.O.B.



Pete

[piece-itpete]

Btw, I'm not attacking the left with this, EVERYBODY loves that song.

Pete

[piece-itpete]

Excellent! Sad.

I don't have YT here, but sometimes reading the lyrics is better anyway. Post your favorites!

The line in my sig:

Never heard a snowman talking
Never seen a reindeer fly
Nor seen a wooden soldier walking
Nor met Santa eye to eye

Now there are those who don't believe
In miracles or Santa Claus
But I believe what I believe
And I believe in Santa's cause

Never heard an angel singing
Never known a Scrooge to smile
But I have heard sleigh bells ring
And light a spark in some small child

For kids and trees light up at Christmas
As well as preachers and our lawns
And light a Santa way at Christmas
I believe in Santa's cause

There's a Santa world at Christmas
Turning to the world's applause
So hang a bell for ole Saint Nick
'Cause I believe in Santa's cause

Now there are those who don't believe
In miracles or Santa Claus
But I believe what I believe
And I believe in Santa's cause"

The Statler Brothers.

Pete

[Brother_Karl]

Made me laugh

I dont know who Agnew and David The Clansman are though


This is quite good for a christmas song -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NWB5wdDAyQ

[piece-itpete]

Agnew was the evil Nixons' VP, got the boot for tax troubles. David Dude, a flash in the pan KKK GOP politician. See, it was equal opportunity bashing

Pete

[BlueStreak]

Originally Posted by piece-itpete

Agnew was the evil Nixons' VP, got the boot for tax troubles. David Dude, a flash in the pan KKK GOP politician. See, it was equal opportunity bashing

Pete

Equal opportunity? How so?
An "evil" Republicans VP, and a typical GOP politician, (Who just didn't bother to hide his bigoted nature.)?

That's two scumbag Republicans.

Dave

[Brother_Karl]

Originally Posted by BlueStreak

Equal opportunity? How so?
An "evil" Republicans VP, and a typical GOP politician, (Who just didn't bother to hide his bigoted nature.)?

That's two scumbag Republicans.

Dave

Hes was referring to the overall poem which also mentions Ted Kennedy (D).

[BlueStreak]

Originally Posted by Brother_Karl

Hes was referring to the overall poem which also mentions Ted Kennedy (D).

Ach! My bad. Thanks for clarifying.

So, it takes two scumbag GOPers to make up for one dirtbag Dem?

I can see that, Teddy was one whale of a dirtbag.

Dave

[piece-itpete]

LOL!

How about another from the I forgot to credit 'Twisted Christmas' (highly rec'd, although I think some songs aren't for kids ears):

'There's another Santa Claus, there's another Santa Claus, there's another Santa Claus there....

One at the mall and one in the window
sitting in a velvet chair....

When those sleighbells jingle jangle
On my rooftop tonight...

Will my chimney be backed up
With Santas all crammed in tight.'



Pete

[piece-itpete]

First thing I do after work today, stop, find somewhere with Great Lakes Christmas Ale, and toast you guys.

Then, perhaps Gene Autry:

Up on the housetop raindeer paws
out jumps good old Santa Claus....

Pete