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#11
12-17-2010, 01:30 PM
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C'mon, cmon! (ehhehhehhehhehhehhehheh)
C'mon, you can do it! (car starts) All right! Dashing through the snow in my Rusty Chevrolet Down the road I go Sliding all the way I need new piston rings I need some new snow tires My car is held together By a piece of chicken wire CHORUS Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke The door just blew away I light a match to see the dash And then I start to pray, hey! The frame is bent, the muffler went The radio, it's okay Oh what fun it is to drive This Rusty Chevrolet I went to the IGA To get some Christmas cheer I just passed up my left front tire And it's getting hard to steer Speeding down the highway Right past the Neguanee cops I had to drag my swampers Just to get the car to stop (chorus) Bouncing through the snowdrifts In a big blue cloud of smoke People laugh as I drive by I wonder what's the joke Got to get to Shop-Ko To pick up the lay-away 'Cause Santa Claus is coming soon In his big old rusty sleigh! (chorus) Da Yoopers: Rusty Chevrolet, from Demented Christmas. [Edit: whoops, that's 'Holidays in Dementia'] Pete
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#12
12-17-2010, 02:37 PM
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IT'S CHRISTMAS AND I WONDER WHERE I AM
Dudley Moron PARODY OF"Winter Wonderland") At the office Christmas party I started off with a Bicardi I never get sauced But, right now, I'm lost! It's Christmas and I wonder where I am! I had a beer at my brother's Had eggnog at my mother's Then three bottles of wine... Which automobile's mine? It's Christmas and I wonder where I am! Someone caught me dancing with a snowman A policeman came and put me in his car He said, "Are you drunk?" and I said, "No, man, But could you drop me off at the next bar?" I guess my wife must be missing. Who's this dog that I'm kissing? They say his name's Spot And he likes me...a lot! It's Christmas and I wonder where I am! I was looking for a lady I could dance with So I stood beneath the mistletoes Someone said, "You'd have a better chance if You take the lampshade off and put back on your clothes!" Time to be going. I'm naked...is it still snowing? It's time I should leave... I'll be back New Year's Eve!! (It's Christmas and I wonder where I am! It's Christmas and I wonder where I am!) Have you seen my hat; I wouldn't want to freeze. What a party! Don't you wish you were me?!?!? .-.-.-. More Dementia, this one was Bob and Tom. Have you seen my hat lol. Pete
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“How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.”
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#14
12-17-2010, 02:57 PM
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Merry Christmas to you too Sir, cheers. Let's find some of that Aussie Bitter.
It's a good time to be cheerful, there is hope for the world. 'Eat your bread, and drink your wine, because no one knows the day or hour.' Pete
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“How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.”
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#16
12-17-2010, 03:43 PM
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 Merry Christmas everyone!! And you too, Sandy.  Drop by and keep us spellbound sometime.Regards, D-Ray
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Then I'll get on my knees and pray, We won't get fooled again; Don't get fooled again
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#17
12-18-2010, 08:29 AM
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And a Happy New Year while we are at it.
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Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people. Eleanor Roosevelt
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#19
12-18-2010, 09:39 AM
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"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please." (Mark Twain)
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#20
12-20-2010, 11:05 AM
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We're all so merry
 I was in choir every year I was in school, I'm like a walking encyclopedia of carols. These all from public school. I'll do one a day, because so few know lyrics to these beautiful songs beyond perhaps the chorus and 1st verse. This may be the most powerful hymn ever written: O Holy Night, the stars are brightly shining, It is the night of the dear Saviour's birth. Long lay the world in sin and error pining. Till He appeared and the Spirit felt its worth. A thrill of hope the weary world rejoices, For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn. Fall on your knees! Oh, hear the angel voices! O night divine, the night when Christ was born; O night, O Holy Night , O night divine! O night, O Holy Night , O night divine! Led by the light of faith serenely beaming, With glowing hearts by His cradle we stand. O'er the world a star is sweetly gleaming, Now come the wisemen from out of the Orient land. The King of kings lay thus lowly manger; In all our trials born to be our friends. He knows our need, our weakness is no stranger, Behold your King! Before him lowly bend! Behold your King! Before him lowly bend! Truly He taught us to love one another, His law is love and His gospel is peace. Chains he shall break, for the slave is our brother. And in his name all oppression shall cease. Sweet hymns of joy in grateful chorus raise we, With all our hearts we praise His holy name. Christ is the Lord! Then ever, ever praise we, His power and glory ever more proclaim! His power and glory ever more proclaim! Pete
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